The Last of the Mortimers: A Story in Two VoicesOliphant, Mrs. (Margaret)
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The Last of the Mortimers: A Story in Two Voices
Oliphant, Mrs. (Margaret)
Fiction
One clear spring morning, a few days after the party, I was going out
about household affairs, when Domenico stopped me on the way to the
door. He had his coat off, and the immense expanse of man in
shirt-sleeves, which presented itself before me, cannot be expressed by
description. As usual, he was smiling all over his face; as usual, his
red lips and white teeth opened out of his beard with a primitive
fulness and genial good-humour; as usual, he seized his beard with one
hand as he addressed me, opening out his big dictionary on the table
with the other. “Signora,” cried Domenico, “the master my--me, of me,”
first pointing at himself, and then, to make assurance sure, boxing his
chest emphatically, “the my master,--Signora understand?--come back.”
“What?” cried I, “he has come back, has he, Domenico?”
Domenico nodded a hundred times with the fullest glee and rapture.
“I--me--Domenico,” he cried, again boxing himself, that there might be
no doubt of his identity, “make prepare.”
From which I divined that the master was not yet returned; and, nodding
half as often as Domenico, by way of signifying my entire content and
sympathy, foolishly concluded that I was let off and might pass.
However, Domenico was not yet done with me.
“The Signora give little of the advice,” said Domenico, with unusual
clearness, opening the door of his parlour, and inviting me by many
gestures to enter. I looked in, much puzzled, and found the room in all
the agonies of change. The carpet had been lifted, and the floor
polished, which, perhaps, explained the sounds we had heard for some
days. I cannot describe how the mean planks of poor Mrs. Goldsworthy’s
little parlour, many of them gaping apart, looked under the painstaking
labours of Domenico. He had contrived to rub them into due slipperiness
and a degree of shine; but the result was profoundly dismal, and
anything but corresponding to the face of complacency with which
Domenico regarded his handiwork. The fat fellow watched my eyes, and was
delighted at first to see my astonishment; but, perceiving immediately,
with all the quick observation which our straitened possibilities of
speech made necessary, that my admiration was by no means equal to
surprise, his countenance fell. “He not pleases to the Signora,” said
Domenico. Then he hastened to the corner where the rejected carpet lay
in a roll, and spread a corner of it over the floor. I nodded my head
again and applauded. Domenico’s disappointment was great.
“But for the sommere?” said Domenico with a melancholy interrogation.
“It is never so warm in England,--cold, cold,” I said, with great
emphasis and distinctness. Domenico heard and brightened up.
“Ah, thank! ah, thank! not me remember. England! ah! Inghilterra! no
Italia! ah, thank! the Signora make good.”
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