The last Punic war, Vol. 1 (of 2) : $b Tunis, past and present : with a narrative of the French conquest of the regency.Broadley, Alexander Meyrick
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The last Punic war, Vol. 1 (of 2) : $b Tunis, past and present : with a narrative of the French conquest of the regency.
Broadley, Alexander Meyrick
Tunisia -- History; Tunisia -- History -- French occupation, 1881-1956
But it was too late. Signor Oddo, an unoffending Italian dentist, who,
after a quarter of a century passed in curing the toothache of
successive Beys of Tunis, had come to settle in Marseilles, was one of
the first to be knocked down and brutally kicked. He at last escaped
with his life by a miracle, but only to break up his establishment and
seek refuge in Naples. Several Italians and Frenchmen were killed, and
Italy’s cup of vengeance fairly ran over. Anti-French demonstrations
spread from one end of the Peninsula to the other; and the word
“Marseilles” has become the watchword of Italian _vendetta_, effacing
the memory of half a century of friendship, and blotting out the
recollection of Magenta and Solferino. Behind the real grievance of the
riots of Marseilles the militant policy of Signor Maccio will be
forgotten. Two weeks later the French fleet was bombarding the city of
Sfax in Southern Tunis, and three parts of the Regency were in open
revolt.
The French papers were not the only ones to realise the grim humour of
the whole business. A few verses from _Punch_, in explanation of a
cartoon in which the Republic of Peace is seen trying on the garb of
war, sums up the first epoch of the French Invasion with caustic
correctness:—
_France (trying on Casque) loquitur_—
BECOMES me! _La République c’est la paix?_
Oh yes, precisely.
And yet this Mars-like headpiece, I must say,
Fits rather nicely.
_Revanche? La Guerre? La Gloire?_ Powder and Steel?
Oh never, never!
I do thank Heaven that I no longer feel
War’s scarlet fever.
I chose this fashion, and have no desire
For hasty changing,
Only just now and then dress does require
Some re-arranging.
_I_ grow pugnacious? Such reports are wild,
Mendacious rumours;
Although of course I’m not to be reviled
By rascal Kroumirs.
Fancy! I’m not a _Caquet Bonbec_ quite,
A barnyard scratcher;
And if _la France_ had a desire to fight,
How few could match her!
That Bey’s a bit too bounceable; he’ll find
Swelling brings dizziness.
The Powers? Perhaps they will be pleased to mind
Their proper business.
Confound—— But stay—no temper; that an old
Imperial lune is,
But which of them will have the cheek to scold
Concerning Tunis?
The notion stirs my blood, makes my tint turn,
My voice swell louder;
They think me tame? Then I _shall_ have to burn
A little powder;
A shot or two perhaps might tend to strengthen
My moral fibres,
And cause the physiognomies to lengthen
Of foreign gibers.
Eh? What? That Circular of SAINT-HILAIRE
Causes hilarity?
Disgusting! Foreign critics, I declare,
Are void of charity.
I’ve been a Saint in patience all men know—
Almost _too_ saintly;
Astonished Europe thinks my blood must flow
Feebly and faintly—
Let those who doubt me read the declaration
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