"Well, I am not here to pump you, or else I would surprise you a bit
more. No, David, I'm here just because I'm a woman, and as full of
mischief as an egg is full of meat; so that I can't help interfering in
a love affair, though it isn't my own. Did you know that Strauss brought
Jenny to Rigsworth yesterday?"
"Jenny? Why Jenny?"
"That is what I wanted to know. And she wouldn't tell me, the cat, until
I got my Irish up and offered to drag her over the furniture by the hair
of her head. And it was no use her lying to me, either. Every time she
tried to think of a plausible tale I told her it would hurt to cross the
chiffonier head first. At last she owned up, and then I opened a small
bottle--she wanted it, I assure you--and I got the whole story while we
finished it."
"But, for goodness' sake--"
"Whoa, my boy! Don't rush your fences. I'll tell you everything, so keep
calm. First, the night before last, Strauss comes to me--"
"One moment," broke in David. "Is this Strauss?" and he handed her the
portrait.
She looked at it and laughed. "Why, of course it is!" she said. "Fancy
you keeping his picture over your heart! Now, if it had been Violet, or
me--"
"Sorry to have interrupted you," he said.
"Funny idea! Anyhow, Strauss turned up the night before last and wanted
to borrow Jenny for the whole of next day. It was beastly awkward, as
she was helping me to re-hem this dress and put new sleeves in the
bodice; but he badgered me so that I could hardly refuse," and she
thought for an instant of certain notes crumpled up in the gold purse
which was slung from her neck; "so I packed Jenny off about eight
o'clock next morning--yesterday, that is. I was in a temper all day, and
tore two flounces out of my frock, and scraped my shin on the step of a
hansom; so when the minx came smirking home about midnight, to find me
making my own fire, I let her have it, I can tell you. But it fairly
gave me the needle when she wouldn't say what Strauss wanted her for,
and then the row sprang up. Guess you want to smoke, eh? I would like a
cigarette myself."
David was most docile outwardly when all of a boil within. He awaited
her pleasure, saw her seated in a comfortable chair, joined in her own
admiration of a pair of really pretty feet, and lit a pipe. Then she
continued:
"There was poisonous trouble for about five minutes. I might have let
her off if she hadn't said things. Then I frightened her. I believe I
did yank her hat off. At last, she confessed that Strauss told her that
his name now was Van Hupfeldt, and he wanted her to go down to Rigsworth
to be introduced to two ladies as Sarah Gissing, Gwen Barnes's maid."
"What?" yelled David, springing to his feet.
"Oh, chuck it!" said Miss L'Estrange in a voice of deep disgust. "You
nearly made me swallow my cigarette."
"But the man is a devil."
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