The Laughing Mill, and Other StoriesHawthorne, Julian
Philosophy
The Laughing Mill, and Other Stories
Hawthorne, Julian
American fiction -- 19th century
"But when I showed him that former will, supposing him to have forgotten
it, he bade me put it in the fire; and when this had been done, and the
will consumed, he bade me write thus:
"'I, ---- A., being nowe about to die, yet knowynge well the nature of
this my act, doe herebye bequeathe my ondyinge Hatred to C. and to his
wife (formerly Miss B.), to them and to their Posteritie. And I doe
herebye pray Almighty God that the Revenge which my Soule hath desired
and conceived, be fulfilled to the uttermoste, whether soon or
hereafter: yea, at the perill of my Salvation. Amen!'"
This Satanic composition was duly signed, sealed, and witnessed as A.'s
last will and testament; and the latest earthly act of the wretched man
was the affixing his signature to an instrument which, whatever other
end it might accomplish, could hardly fail of exercising its deadliest
venom against himself.
V.
I lit a fresh cigar, poured out another glass of wine, and gave myself
up to meditation. Those blank spaces completely mystified me. For what
other object had this lengthy transcription been made than to record
A.'s "last will," and the causes leading up to and (so far as that was
possible) justifying it? Yet, on the other hand, the careful omission
of every clue whereby the persons concerned might have been identified
seemed to annul and stultify the laborious record of their actions. Or
if the composition were a mere fiction, why not have invented names as
well as incidents?
But fiction, I was satisfied, it could not be. It was not the fashion to
compose such fictions a hundred and fifty or more years ago. And it was
not within the scope of such an arid old specimen of the antique clergy
as he whose stilted Latin and angular chirography I had just examined to
follow such a fashion even had it existed. No, no. Account for it how I
might, the things here set down were facts, not fancies.
The will was the only part of the compilation written in English, as
though it were especially commended to the knowledge of all men; and it
was certainly not the sort of thing a dying man would be apt to compose
and have attested purely for his own amusement. Yet, as it stood, it was
no more than a lifeless formula. But, indeed, so far as this feature of
the narrative was concerned, the subtlest casuistry failed to enlighten
me as to what Mr. A.'s proposed revenge had been, and how he expected it
to be accomplished. An attempt to make the tourmaline locket serve as a
key to the enigma promised well at first, but could not quite be induced
to fit the lock after all. Either the problem was too abstruse, or my
head was not in the best condition for solving it. The longer I puzzled
over it, the more plainly did my inefficiency appear; and at last I came
to the very sensible determination to go to bed, and hope for clearer
faculties on the morrow.
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