England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Married people -- Fiction; Mystery fiction
“I am deeply obliged to you, Mrs. Macallan--”
“‘Mother!’”
“I am deeply obliged to you, mother, for the interest that you take in
me, but I cannot give it up. Right or wrong, risk or no risk, I must and
I will try it!”
Mrs. Macallan looked at me very attentively, and sighed to herself.
“Oh, youth, youth!” she said to herself, sadly. “What a grand thing
it is to be young!” She controlled the rising regret, and turned on me
suddenly, almost fiercely, with these words: “What, in God’s name, do
you mean to do?”
At the instant when she put the question, the idea crossed my mind that
Mrs. Macallan could introduce me, if she pleased, to Miserrimus Dexter.
She must know him, and know him well, as a guest at Gleninch and an old
friend of her son.
“I mean to consult Miserrimus Dexter,” I answered, boldly.
Mrs. Macallan started back from me with a loud exclamation of surprise.
“Are you out of your senses?” she asked.
I told her, as I had told Major Fitz-David, that I had reason to think
Mr. Dexter’s advice might be of real assistance to me at starting.
“And I,” rejoined Mrs. Macallan, “have reason to think that your whole
project is a mad one, and that in asking Dexter’s advice on it you
appropriately consult a madman. You needn’t start, child! There is no
harm in the creature. I don’t mean that he will attack you, or be rude
to you. I only say that the last person whom a young woman, placed in
your painful and delicate position, ought to associate herself with is
Miserrimus Dexter.”
Strange! Here was the Major’s warning repeated by Mrs. Macallan, almost
in the Major’s own words. Well! It shared the fate of most warnings. It
only made me more and more eager to have my own way.
“You surprise me very much,” I said. “Mr. Dexter’s evidence, given at
the Trial, seems as clear and reasonable as evidence can be.”
“Of course it is!” answered Mrs. Macallan. “The shorthand writers and
reporters put his evidence into presentable language before they printed
it. If you had heard what he really said, as I did, you would have
been either very much disgusted with him or very much amused by him,
according to your way of looking at things. He began, fairly enough,
with a modest explanation of his absurd Christian name, which at once
checked the merriment of the audience. But as he went on the mad side
of him showed itself. He mixed up sense and nonsense in the strangest
confusion; he was called to order over and over again; he was even
threatened with fine and imprisonment for contempt of Court. In short,
he was just like himself--a mixture of the strangest and the most
opposite qualities; at one time perfectly clear and reasonable, as
you said just now; at another breaking out into rhapsodies of the most
outrageous kind, like a man in a state of delirium. A more entirely
unfit person to advise anybody, I tell you again, never lived. You don’t
expect Me to introduce you to him, I hope?”
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