England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Married people -- Fiction; Mystery fiction
Yes, there was Miserrimus Dexter, arrayed in his pink jacket, fast
asleep in Benjamin’s favorite arm-chair! No coverlet hid his horrible
deformity. Nothing was sacrificed to conventional ideas of propriety
in his extraordinary dress. I could hardly wonder that the poor old
housekeeper trembled from head to foot when she spoke of him.
“Valeria,” said Benjamin, pointing to the Portent in the chair. “Which
is it--an Indian idol, or a man?”
I have already described Miserrimus Dexter as possessing the sensitive
ear of a dog: he now allowed that he also slept the light sleep of a
dog. Quietly as Benjamin had spoken, the strange voice aroused him on
the instant. He rubbed his eyes, and smiled as innocently as a waking
child.
“How do you do, Mrs. Valeria?” he said. “I have had a nice little sleep.
You don’t know how happy I am to see you again. Who is this?”
He rubbed his eyes once more! and looked at Benjamin. Not knowing what
else to do in this extraordinary emergency, I presented my visitor to
the master of the house.
“Excuse my getting up, sir,” said Miserrimus Dexter. “I can’t get up--I
have no legs. You look as if you thought I was occupying your chair? If
I am committing an intrusion, be so good as to put your umbrella under
me, and give me a jerk. I shall fall on my hands, and I shan’t be
offended with you. I will submit to a tumble and a scolding--but please
don’t break my heart by sending me away. That beautiful woman there can
be very cruel sometimes, sir, when the fit takes her. She went away when
I stood in the sorest need of a little talk with her--she went away, and
left me to my loneliness and my suspense. I am a poor deformed wretch,
with a warm heart, and, perhaps, an insatiable curiosity as well.
Insatiable curiosity (have you ever felt it?) is a curse. I bore
it until my brains began to boil in my head; and then I sent for my
gardener, and made him drive me here. I like being here. The air of
your library soothes me; the sight of Mrs. Valeria is balm to my wounded
heart. She has something to tell me--something that I am dying to hear.
If she is not too tired after her journey, and if you will let her tell
it, I promise to have myself taken away when she has done. Dear Mr.
Benjamin, you look like the refuge of the afflicted. I am afflicted.
Shake hands like a good Christian, and take me in.”
He held out his hand. His soft blue eyes melted into an expression of
piteous entreaty. Completely stupefied by the amazing harangue of which
he had been made the object, Benjamin took the offered hand, with
the air of a man in a dream. “I hope I see you well, sir,” he said,
mechanically--and then looked around at me, to know what he was to do
next.
“I understand Mr. Dexter,” I whispered. “Leave him to me.”
Benjamin stole a last bewildered look at the object in the chair; bowed
to it, with the instinct of politeness which never failed him; and
(still with the air of a man in a dream) withdrew into the next room.
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