Detective and mystery stories; Sheringham, Roger (Fictitious character) -- Fiction
“And so ends an extremely interesting little visit,” Roger observed as
soon as the train started, leaning back luxuriously in his corner and
putting his feet on the seat. “Well, I shan’t be sorry to get back to
London, on the whole, I must say, though the country is all very well
in its way. I always think you ought to take the country in small
doses to appreciate it properly, don’t you?”
“No,” said Alec.
“Or look at it in comfort from the windows of a train,” Roger went on,
waving an appreciative hand towards the countryside through which they
were passing. “Fields, woods, streams, barley——”
“That isn’t barley. It’s wheat.”
“—barley, trees—delightful, my dear Alexander! But how much more
delightful seen like this in one charming flash, that leaves a picture
printed on the brain only to give way the next instant to another
equally charming one, than stuck down in the middle, for instance, of
one of those fields of barley——”
“Wheat.”
“—of barley, with the prospect of a ten-mile walk in this blazing
sunshine between you and the next long drink. Don’t you agree?”
“No.”
“I thought you wouldn’t. But reflect. Sunshine, considered from the
purely æsthetic point of view, is, I am quite willing to grant you, a
thing of——”
“What _are_ you talking about?” Alec asked despairingly.
“Sunshine, Alexander,” returned Roger blandly.
“Well, for goodness’ sake stop talking about sunshine. What I want to
know is, have you got any farther?”
Roger was evidently in one of his maddening moods.
“What with?” he asked blankly.
“The Stanworth affair of course, you idiot!” shouted the exasperated
Alec.
“Ah, yes, of course. The Stanworth affair,” Roger replied innocently.
“Did I do that bit well, Alec?” he asked with a sudden change of tone.
“What bit?”
“When I said, ‘What with?’ Did I say it with an air of bland
innocence? The best detectives always do, you know. When they reach
this stage of the proceedings they always pretend to have forgotten
all about the case in hand. Why they do so, I’ve never been able to
imagine; but it’s evidently the correct etiquette for the job. By the
way, Alec,” he added kindly, “you did your part very well. The idiot
friend always shouts in an irritated and peevish way like that. I
really think we make quite a model pair, don’t you?”
“Will you stop yapping and tell me whether you’ve got any farther with
Stanworth’s murder?” Alec demanded doggedly.
“Oh, _that_?” said Roger with studied carelessness. “I solved that
exactly forty-three minutes ago.”
“_What?_”
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