The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
It was, Mr. Goodchild went on to say, in cross-examination, what you
might call a primitive place. Large? No, it was not large. Who ever
expected it would be large? Shape? What a question to ask! No shape.
What sort of a street? Why, no street. Shops? Yes, of course (quite
indignant). How many? Who ever went into a place to count the shops?
Ever so many. Six? Perhaps. A library? Why, of course (indignant
again). Good collection of books? Most likely—couldn’t say—had seen
nothing in it but a pair of scales. Any reading-room? Of course, there
was a reading-room. Where? Where! why, over there. Where was over
there? Why, _there_! Let Mr. Idle carry his eye to that bit of waste
ground above high-water mark, where the rank grass and loose stones were
most in a litter; and he would see a sort of long, ruinous brick loft,
next door to a ruinous brick out-house, which loft had a ladder outside,
to get up by. That was the reading-room, and if Mr. Idle didn’t like the
idea of a weaver’s shuttle throbbing under a reading-room, that was his
look out. _He_ was not to dictate, Mr. Goodchild supposed (indignant
again), to the company.
‘By-the-by,’ Thomas Idle observed; ‘the company?’
Well! (Mr. Goodchild went on to report) very nice company. Where were
they? Why, there they were. Mr. Idle could see the tops of their hats,
he supposed. What? Those nine straw hats again, five gentlemen’s and
four ladies’? Yes, to be sure. Mr. Goodchild hoped the company were not
to be expected to wear helmets, to please Mr. Idle.
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