The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
Beginning to recover his temper at about this point, Mr. Goodchild
voluntarily reported that if you wanted to be primitive, you could be
primitive here, and that if you wanted to be idle, you could be idle
here. In the course of some days, he added, that there were three
fishing-boats, but no rigging, and that there were plenty of fishermen
who never fished. That they got their living entirely by looking at the
ocean. What nourishment they looked out of it to support their strength,
he couldn’t say; but, he supposed it was some sort of Iodine. The place
was full of their children, who were always upside down on the public
buildings (two small bridges over the brook), and always hurting
themselves or one another, so that their wailings made more continual
noise in the air than could have been got in a busy place. The houses
people lodged in, were nowhere in particular, and were in capital
accordance with the beach; being all more or less cracked and damaged as
its shells were, and all empty—as its shells were. Among them, was an
edifice of destitute appearance, with a number of wall-eyed windows in
it, looking desperately out to Scotland as if for help, which said it was
a Bazaar (and it ought to know), and where you might buy anything you
wanted—supposing what you wanted, was a little camp-stool or a child’s
wheelbarrow. The brook crawled or stopped between the houses and the
sea, and the donkey was always running away, and when he got into the
brook he was pelted out with stones, which never hit him, and which
always hit some of the children who were upside down on the public
buildings, and made their lamentations louder. This donkey was the
public excitement of Allonby, and was probably supported at the public
expense.
The foregoing descriptions, delivered in separate items, on separate days
of adventurous discovery, Mr. Goodchild severally wound up, by looking
out of window, looking in again, and saying, ‘But there is the sea, and
here are the shrimps—let us eat ’em.’
There were fine sunsets at Allonby when the low flat beach, with its
pools of water and its dry patches, changed into long bars of silver and
gold in various states of burnishing, and there were fine views—on fine
days—of the Scottish coast. But, when it rained at Allonby, Allonby
thrown back upon its ragged self, became a kind of place which the donkey
seemed to have found out, and to have his highly sagacious reasons for
wishing to bolt from. Thomas Idle observed, too, that Mr. Goodchild,
with a noble show of disinterestedness, became every day more ready to
walk to Maryport and back, for letters; and suspicions began to harbour
in the mind of Thomas, that his friend deceived him, and that Maryport
was a preferable place.
Therefore, Thomas said to Francis on a day when they had looked at the
sea and eaten the shrimps, ‘My mind misgives me, Goodchild, that you go
to Maryport, like the boy in the story-book, to ask _it_ to be idle with
you.’
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