The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
Prone on the sofa, Thomas made no attempt to get through the hours, but
passively allowed the hours to get through _him_. Where other men in his
situation would have read books and improved their minds, Thomas slept
and rested his body. Where other men would have pondered anxiously over
their future prospects, Thomas dreamed lazily of his past life. The one
solitary thing he did, which most other people would have done in his
place, was to resolve on making certain alterations and improvements in
his mode of existence, as soon as the effects of the misfortune that had
overtaken him had all passed away. Remembering that the current of his
life had hitherto oozed along in one smooth stream of laziness,
occasionally troubled on the surface by a slight passing ripple of
industry, his present ideas on the subject of self-reform, inclined
him—not as the reader may be disposed to imagine, to project schemes for
a new existence of enterprise and exertion—but, on the contrary, to
resolve that he would never, if he could possibly help it, be active or
industrious again, throughout the whole of his future career.
It is due to Mr. Idle to relate that his mind sauntered towards this
peculiar conclusion on distinct and logically-producible grounds. After
reviewing, quite at his ease, and with many needful intervals of repose,
the generally-placid spectacle of his past existence, he arrived at the
discovery that all the great disasters which had tried his patience and
equanimity in early life, had been caused by his having allowed himself
to be deluded into imitating some pernicious example of activity and
industry that had been set him by others. The trials to which he here
alludes were three in number, and may be thus reckoned up: First, the
disaster of being an unpopular and a thrashed boy at school; secondly,
the disaster of falling seriously ill; thirdly, the disaster of becoming
acquainted with a great bore.
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