The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
These events of his past life, with the significant results that they
brought about, pass drowsily through Thomas Idle’s memory, while he lies
alone on the sofa at Allonby and elsewhere, dreaming away the time which
his fellow-apprentice gets through so actively out of doors. Remembering
the lesson of laziness which his past disasters teach, and bearing in
mind also the fact that he is crippled in one leg because he exerted
himself to go up a mountain, when he ought to have known that his proper
course of conduct was to stop at the bottom of it, he holds now, and will
for the future firmly continue to hold, by his new resolution never to be
industrious again, on any pretence whatever, for the rest of his life.
The physical results of his accident have been related in a previous
chapter. The moral results now stand on record; and, with the
enumeration of these, that part of the present narrative which is
occupied by the Episode of The Sprained Ankle may now perhaps be
considered, in all its aspects, as finished and complete.
‘How do you propose that we get through this present afternoon and
evening?’ demanded Thomas Idle, after two or three hours of the foregoing
reflections at Allonby.
Mr. Goodchild faltered, looked out of window, looked in again, and said,
as he had so often said before, ‘There is the sea, and here are the
shrimps;—let us eat ’em’!’
But, the wise donkey was at that moment in the act of bolting: not with
the irresolution of his previous efforts which had been wanting in
sustained force of character, but with real vigour of purpose: shaking
the dust off his mane and hind-feet at Allonby, and tearing away from it,
as if he had nobly made up his mind that he never would be taken alive.
At sight of this inspiring spectacle, which was visible from his sofa,
Thomas Idle stretched his neck and dwelt upon it rapturously.
‘Francis Goodchild,’ he then said, turning to his companion with a solemn
air, ‘this is a delightful little Inn, excellently kept by the most
comfortable of landladies and the most attentive of landlords, but—the
donkey’s right!’
The words, ‘There is the sea, and here are the—’ again trembled on the
lips of Goodchild, unaccompanied however by any sound.
‘Let us instantly pack the portmanteaus,’ said Thomas Idle, ‘pay the
bill, and order a fly out, with instructions to the driver to follow the
donkey!’
Mr. Goodchild, who had only wanted encouragement to disclose the real
state of his feelings, and who had been pining beneath his weary secret,
now burst into tears, and confessed that he thought another day in the
place would be the death of him.
So, the two idle apprentices followed the donkey until the night was far
advanced. Whether he was recaptured by the town-council, or is bolting
at this hour through the United Kingdom, they know not. They hope he may
be still bolting; if so, their best wishes are with him.
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