The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
Another odd circumstance impressed itself on their attention. It was,
that the door of their sitting-room was never left untouched for a
quarter of an hour. It was opened with hesitation, opened with
confidence, opened a little way, opened a good way,—always clapped-to
again without a word of explanation. They were reading, they were
writing, they were eating, they were drinking, they were talking, they
were dozing; the door was always opened at an unexpected moment, and they
looked towards it, and it was clapped-to again, and nobody was to be
seen. When this had happened fifty times or so, Mr. Goodchild had said
to his companion, jestingly: ‘I begin to think, Tom, there was something
wrong with those six old men.’
Night had come again, and they had been writing for two or three hours:
writing, in short, a portion of the lazy notes from which these lazy
sheets are taken. They had left off writing, and glasses were on the
table between them. The house was closed and quiet. Around the head of
Thomas Idle, as he lay upon his sofa, hovered light wreaths of fragrant
smoke. The temples of Francis Goodchild, as he leaned back in his chair,
with his two hands clasped behind his head, and his legs crossed, were
similarly decorated.
They had been discussing several idle subjects of speculation, not
omitting the strange old men, and were still so occupied, when Mr.
Goodchild abruptly changed his attitude to wind up his watch. They were
just becoming drowsy enough to be stopped in their talk by any such
slight check. Thomas Idle, who was speaking at the moment, paused and
said, ‘How goes it?’
‘One,’ said Goodchild.
As if he had ordered One old man, and the order were promptly executed
(truly, all orders were so, in that excellent hotel), the door opened,
and One old man stood there.
He did not come in, but stood with the door in his hand.
‘One of the six, Tom, at last!’ said Mr. Goodchild, in a surprised
whisper.—‘Sir, your pleasure?’
‘Sir, _your_ pleasure?’ said the One old man.
‘I didn’t ring.’
‘The bell did,’ said the One old man.
He said BELL, in a deep, strong way, that would have expressed the church
Bell.
‘I had the pleasure, I believe, of seeing you, yesterday?’ said
Goodchild.
‘I cannot undertake to say for certain,’ was the grim reply of the One
old man.
‘I think you saw me? Did you not?’
‘Saw _you_?’ said the old man. ‘O yes, I saw you. But, I see many who
never see me.’
A chilled, slow, earthy, fixed old man. A cadaverous old man of measured
speech. An old man who seemed as unable to wink, as if his eyelids had
been nailed to his forehead. An old man whose eyes—two spots of fire—had
no more motion than if they had been connected with the back of his skull
by screws driven through it, and rivetted and bolted outside, among his
grey hair.
The night had turned so cold, to Mr. Goodchild’s sensations, that he
shivered. He remarked lightly, and half apologetically, ‘I think
somebody is walking over my grave.’
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