The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
‘But they were bent on doing what they wanted to do, and they bribed the
old serving-man—a thankless wretch who regularly complained when he
received his wages, of being underpaid—and they stole into the garden by
night with their lanterns, picks, and shovels, and fell to at the tree.
He was lying in a turret-room on the other side of the house (the Bride’s
Chamber had been unoccupied ever since), but he soon dreamed of picks and
shovels, and got up.
‘He came to an upper window on that side, whence he could see their
lanterns, and them, and the loose earth in a heap which he had himself
disturbed and put back, when it was last turned to the air. It was
found! They had that minute lighted on it. They were all bending over
it. One of them said, “The skull is fractured;” and another, “See here
the bones;” and another, “See here the clothes;” and then the first
struck in again, and said, “A rusty bill-hook!”
‘He became sensible, next day, that he was already put under a strict
watch, and that he could go nowhere without being followed. Before a
week was out, he was taken and laid in hold. The circumstances were
gradually pieced together against him, with a desperate malignity, and an
appalling ingenuity. But, see the justice of men, and how it was
extended to him! He was further accused of having poisoned that girl in
the Bride’s Chamber. He, who had carefully and expressly avoided
imperilling a hair of his head for her, and who had seen her die of her
own incapacity!
‘There was doubt for which of the two murders he should be first tried;
but, the real one was chosen, and he was found Guilty, and cast for
death. Bloodthirsty wretches! They would have made him Guilty of
anything, so set they were upon having his life.
‘His money could do nothing to save him, and he was hanged. _I_ am He,
and I was hanged at Lancaster Castle with my face to the wall, a hundred
years ago!’
* * * * *
At this terrific announcement, Mr. Goodchild tried to rise and cry out.
But, the two fiery lines extending from the old man’s eyes to his own,
kept him down, and he could not utter a sound. His sense of hearing,
however, was acute, and he could hear the clock strike Two. No sooner
had he heard the clock strike Two, than he saw before him Two old men!
Two.
The eyes of each, connected with his eyes by two films of fire: each,
exactly like the other: each, addressing him at precisely one and the
same instant: each, gnashing the same teeth in the same head, with the
same twitched nostril above them, and the same suffused expression around
it. Two old men. Differing in nothing, equally distinct to the sight,
the copy no fainter than the original, the second as real as the first.
‘At what time,’ said the Two old men, ‘did you arrive at the door below?’
‘At Six.’
‘And there were Six old men upon the stairs!’
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