The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
Mr. Goodchild would appear to have been by no means free from lunacy
himself at ‘t’races,’ though not of the prevalent kind. He is suspected
by Mr. Idle to have fallen into a dreadful state concerning a pair of
little lilac gloves and a little bonnet that he saw there. Mr. Idle
asserts, that he did afterwards repeat at the Angel, with an appearance
of being lunatically seized, some rhapsody to the following effect: ‘O
little lilac gloves! And O winning little bonnet, making in conjunction
with her golden hair quite a Glory in the sunlight round the pretty head,
why anything in the world but you and me! Why may not this day’s
running-of horses, to all the rest: of precious sands of life to me—be
prolonged through an everlasting autumn-sunshine, without a sunset!
Slave of the Lamp, or Ring, strike me yonder gallant equestrian Clerk of
the Course, in the scarlet coat, motionless on the green grass for ages!
Friendly Devil on Two Sticks, for ten times ten thousands years, keep
Blink-Bonny jibbing at the post, and let us have no start! Arab drums,
powerful of old to summon Genii in the desert, sound of yourselves and
raise a troop for me in the desert of my heart, which shall so enchant
this dusty barouche (with a conspicuous excise-plate, resembling the
Collector’s door-plate at a turnpike), that I, within it, loving the
little lilac gloves, the winning little bonnet, and the dear
unknown-wearer with the golden hair, may wait by her side for ever, to
see a Great St. Leger that shall never be run!’
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