The Lazy Tour of Two Idle ApprenticesDickens, Charles
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The Lazy Tour of Two Idle Apprentices
Dickens, Charles
Apprentices -- Fiction; Cumbria (England) -- Description and travel -- Fiction; Walking -- England -- Cumbria -- Fiction
The view from the window after Saturday’s breakfast is altogether
changed. The tradesmen’s families have all come back again. The serious
stationer’s young woman of all work is shaking a duster out of the window
of the combination breakfast-room; a child is playing with a doll, where
Mr. Thurtell’s hair was brushed; a sanitary scrubbing is in progress on
the spot where Mr. Palmer’s braces were put on. No signs of the Races
are in the streets, but the tramps and the tumble-down-carts and trucks
laden with drinking-forms and tables and remnants of booths, that are
making their way out of the town as fast as they can. The Angel, which
has been cleared for action all the week, already begins restoring every
neat and comfortable article of furniture to its own neat and comfortable
place. The Angel’s daughters (pleasanter angels Mr. Idle and Mr.
Goodchild never saw, nor more quietly expert in their business, nor more
superior to the common vice of being above it), have a little time to
rest, and to air their cheerful faces among the flowers in the yard. It
is market-day. The market looks unusually natural, comfortable, and
wholesome; the market-people too. The town seems quite restored, when,
hark! a metallic bray—The Gong-donkey!
The wretched animal has not cleared off with the rest, but is here, under
the window. How much more inconceivably drunk now, how much more
begrimed of paw, how much more tight of calico hide, how much more
stained and daubed and dirty and dunghilly, from his horrible broom to
his tender toes, who shall say! He cannot even shake the bray out of
himself now, without laying his cheek so near to the mud of the street,
that he pitches over after delivering it. Now, prone in the mud, and now
backing himself up against shop-windows, the owners of which come out in
terror to remove him; now, in the drinking-shop, and now in the
tobacconist’s, where he goes to buy tobacco, and makes his way into the
parlour, and where he gets a cigar, which in half-a-minute he forgets to
smoke; now dancing, now dozing, now cursing, and now complimenting My
Lord, the Colonel, the Noble Captain, and Your Honourable Worship, the
Gong-donkey kicks up his heels, occasionally braying, until suddenly, he
beholds the dearest friend he has in the world coming down the street.
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