The Leader of the Lower School: A Tale of School LifeBrazil, Angela
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The Leader of the Lower School: A Tale of School Life
Brazil, Angela
Girls -- Conduct of life -- Juvenile fiction; Schools -- Juvenile fiction
EACH Form at Briarcroft had its own teacher, but in addition there were
a certain number of visiting masters and mistresses who came out from
Greyfield to give lessons at the school. A few were popular, some were
tolerated, and one or two were cordially disliked. Among those who had
the ill fortune to encounter strong opposition was Fraeulein Hochmeyer,
the singing mistress. She was a most conscientious teacher and a clever
musician, but so intensely German in both accent and methods that she
offended the British susceptibilities of her pupils, and inspired more
ridicule than respect. Poor Fraeulein meant so well, it was really very
hard that her efforts did not meet with better results. She treated her
classes exactly as she would have dealt with similar ones in Germany;
but what might have pleased apple-cheeked, pig-tailed Gretchens did not
at all suit the taste of the Briarcroft-ites, particularly the members
of the Lower School. They refused even to smile at her heavy Teutonic
jokes, mocked her accent, rebelled at the numerous German songs they
were expected to learn, whispered, giggled, and talked during the
lesson, and generally made it extremely difficult for her to keep
order. In vain she alternately pleaded, conciliated, flustered, fumed,
and even threatened. The girls would not behave seriously, and though
they did not deign to laugh at her attempts at humour, they treated her
as a joke. As she was decidedly stout and rosy they nicknamed her
"German Sausage", and made fun of her almost to her face.
A part of Fraeulein Hochmeyer's system of voice production which her
pupils much detested was learning the proper position of the mouth. It
was of course a most important and necessary part of the lesson, but
owing to the way it was enforced the silly girls turned it all into
ridicule. Fraeulein would stand upon the platform giving a practical
demonstration to show how the lips must be well drawn back, revealing
the teeth parted about the third of an inch, so as to offer no
obstruction to the free passage of the voice; and she would require her
pupils to stand at attention with their mouths thus fixed before
beginning the preliminary exercises.
"We look like a set of grinning imbeciles!" complained Lennie Chapman,
"with Sausage for the arch-lunatic of us all. I wish to goodness we had
a decent English teacher! I don't like these foreign ways."
"You'd like it still less if you were turned into a pattern pupil like
me!" grumbled Gipsy. "I hate making an exhibition of myself."
Gipsy, being an apt copyist, was able to set her mouth at exactly the
right angle, and in consequence her approving teacher would frequently
beckon her on to the platform with the invitation:
"Dear friendt, com here and show ze ozers how you do open ze mouz."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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