Dick stepped from the gallery into the crowd as the last ones emerged,
ran up to the pulpit and stamped out the fire in the straw with his bare
feet. He looked around to see if they had left anything valuable behind
in the stampede, and sauntered leisurely out of the church.
“Now dog-gone ’em let ’em yell!” he muttered to himself.
When Uncle Josh sufficiently recovered his senses to think, and saw
the church still standing, with not even a whiff of smoke to be seen,
instead of the roaring furnace he had expected, he was amazed. He
called his scattered deacons together and they went cautiously back to
investigate.
“Hit’s no use in talkin’ Bre’r Josh, dey sho wuz er fire!” cried one of
the deacons.
“Sho’s de Lawd’s in heaben. I feel it gittin’ on my fingers fo I drap
dat straw!” said another.
“Hit smite me fust right on top er my haid!” whispered Uncle Josh in
awe.
They cautiously approached the pulpit and there in front of it lay the
charred fragments of the burned straw pile.
They gathered around it in awe-struck wonder. One of them touched it
with his foot.
“Doan do dat!” cried Uncle Josh, lifting his hand with authority.
They drew back, Uncle Josh saw the immense power in that heap of charred
straw. Some of it was a little damp and it had been only partly burned.
“Dar’s de mericle er de Sperit!” he solemnly declared.
“Yas Lawd!” echoed a deacon.
“Fetch de hammer, en de saw, en de nails, en de boards en build right
dar en altar ter de Sperit!” were his prophetic commands.
And they did. They got an old show case of glass, put the charred straw
in it, and built an open box work around it just where it fell in front
of the pulpit.
Then a revival broke out that completely paralysed the industries of
Campbell county. Every negro stopped work and went to that church. Uncle
Josh didn’t have to preach or to plead. They came in troops towards the
magic altar, whose fame and mystery had thrilled every superstitious
soul with its power. The benches were all moved out and the whole church
floor given up to mourners. Uncle Josh had an easy time walking around
just adding a few terrifying hints to trembling sinners, or helping to
hold some strong sister when she had “come through,” with so much glory
in her bones that there was danger she would hurt somebody.
After a week the matter became so serious that the white people set in
motion an investigation of the affair. Dick had thrown out a mysterious
hint that he knew some things that were very funny.
“Doan you tell nobody!” he would solemnly say to Charlie.
And then he would lie down on the grass and roll and laugh. At length
by dint of perseverance, and a bribe of a quarter, the Preacher induced
Dick to explain the mystery. He did, and it broke up the meeting.
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