“Well,” said Cerizet, “it wouldn’t be surprising if we found some. These
paupers when they set out to be rich, like to pile up everything.”
“Ah ca!” cried the Cardinal, suddenly, “what made you go and tell
Mere Perrache that you were my man of business, and that you weren’t
a doctor? I thought we agreed this morning that you were coming as a
doctor?”
Cerizet did not choose to admit that the usurpation of that title had
seemed to him dangerous; he feared to discourage his accomplice.
“I saw that the woman was going to propose a consultation,” he replied,
“and I got out of it that way.”
“Goodness!” exclaimed Madame Cardinal, “they say fine minds come
together; that was my dodge, too. Calling you my man of business seemed
to give that old pilferer a few ideas. Did they see you come in, those
porters?”
“I thought, as I went by,” replied Cerizet, “that the woman was asleep
in her chair.”
“And well she might be,” said the Cardinal, significantly.
“What, really?” said Cerizet.
“Parbleu!” replied the fishwife; “what’s enough for one is enough for
two; the rest of the stuff went that way.”
“As for the husband, he was there,” said Cerizet; “for he gave me a
gracious sign of recognition, which I could have done without.”
“Wait till it is quite dark, and we’ll play him a comedy that shall fool
him finely.”
Accordingly, ten minutes later, the fishwife, with a vim that delighted
the usurer, organized for the innocent porter the comedy of a _monsieur_
who would not, out of politeness, let her accompany him to the door; she
herself with equal politeness insisting. Appearing to conduct the sham
physician into the street gate she pretended that the wind had blown
out of her lamp, and under pretext of relighting it she put out that of
Perrache. All this racket, accompanied by exclamations and a bewildering
loquacity, was so briskly carried out that the porter, if summoned
before the police-court, would not have hesitated to swear that the
doctor, whose arrival he had witnessed, left the house between nine and
ten o’clock.
When the two accomplices were thus in tranquil possession of the field
of operations Madame Cardinal hung up her rabbit’s-hair shawl before the
window to exclude all possible indiscretion on the part of a neighbor.
In the Luxembourg quarter life quiets down early. By ten o’clock all
the sounds in the house as well as those out of doors were stilled, and
Cerizet declared that the moment had come to go to work; by beginning at
once they were certain that the sleeper would remain under the influence
of the drug; besides, if the booty were found at once, Madame Cardinal
could, under pretence of a sudden attack on her patient, which required
her to fetch a remedy from the apothecary, get the porter to open the
street gate for her without suspicion. As all porters pull the gate-cord
from their beds, Cerizet would be able to get away at the same time
without notice.
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