The Life and Adventures of Ben Hogan, the Wickedest Man in the WorldHogan, Ben (Benedict)
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The Life and Adventures of Ben Hogan, the Wickedest Man in the World
Hogan, Ben (Benedict)
Hogan, Ben (Benedict), 1841?-
"In Pittsburg," answered Ben. "It is first-class unincumbered property,
and you're bound to accept me as bail!"
Here followed an argument on the part of the prosecuting lawyers, as to
whether the prisoners should be admitted to bail at all. They referred the
Squire to statutes which they claimed showed that the men must be held.
Meantime Ben took one of the lawyers aside, and offered him thirty-six
dollars if he would settle the case without further trouble. This offer
had a curious effect upon the legal gentleman's opinion. He straightway
stood up and argued that what he had before said was all a mistake; that
the statutes plainly showed that the case could be settled there and then;
and that any man who said it couldn't was a liar.
The Squire, who was a good deal muddled, at last made up his mind that
the lawyer was right, and so declared that the matter should be dropped.
No sooner had he rendered this decision, than Ben arose and said,
addressing the Squire:
"Now, sir, I mean to have you arrested for blackmail!"
"Wh-wh-what do you mean?" stammered the Squire, frightened half out of his
wits.
"I mean," returned Hogan, "that there has been bribery here, and that the
law does not permit such a case to be settled. I shall let the matter
rest, however, providing I am not molested in my own business. I've opened
a house here in Petrolia, myself, and to-morrow being Sunday, I invite you
all to come around and get a drink. For I want it understood that I am
going to sell liquor when and where I please!"
It can readily be imagined that this speech created a good deal of a
sensation among the hearers. Nevertheless, the invitation was accepted,
the lawyers visited Ben's house the next day, got gloriously drunk before
they left, and that ended all further disputes in the court. This decisive
action on Ben's part secured to the Petrolia liquor dealers the right of
carrying on their business--which otherwise they probably would never have
obtained.
After a short time, Ben found that he needed a bigger house than the one
which he had bought. He endeavored to get a lease of some suitable
premises, but the feeling against him was so strong that he found it
impossible to do this. He therefore resolved to build a house for himself.
Going out into the suburbs of the town, he selected an open field in which
oats were growing. This field was the property of Mr. Jamison, already
alluded to. Without consulting that gentleman, Ben went to work on a
certain Monday, and in just one week's time erected a structure, one
hundred by twenty feet, containing fifteen bedrooms, a ball room, bar, and
other requisites. He had this house open and in full blast before the
worthy Mr. Jamison had so much as discovered that a building had been
erected on his property. When he did discover it he was naturally excited
and enraged. He went out to the spot, and, meeting Ben, asked him if he
knew who had put up that house.
Ben said he hadn't the remotest idea who did it.
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