However hard service was to me, who had hitherto been accustomed to be
waited upon myself, I was at first tolerably well contented with my
situation. Very few gentlemen passed that way in the course of the day,
so that, generally, I had nothing to do but to eat and drink until
night, when the muleteers arrived. I soon learnt all the manœuvres of
inns: how to swell the corn to three times its quantity with boiling
water, and how to measure it out afterwards to the best advantage. There
was no occasion to point out to me more than once the peculiar
construction of the mangers, for, after one attempt, I well knew how to
watch my opportunity to deprive the passengers of at least a third part
of the corn they paid for; and even the muleteers did not always escape;
but when by chance any young cavaliers, distinguished by their insignia
and the nice cut of their whiskers, happened to stop at our house
without servants, we were particularly assiduous in our attentions. No
sooner did we perceive them than we ran out to assist them to alight.
These young gentlemen, for the most part, affecting to be persons of
great importance, would not condescend to enter the stable, but were
content to recommend their horses or mules to our care; which
recommendation had so powerful an effect that we never failed to lead
the poor beasts where there was neither hay nor a single grain of corn.
We tied them to the rack, and left them to their meditations.
Occasionally, however, out of pity, we gave them a handful of corn, just
by way of a bon-bouche, before their departure, though of this scanty
pittance the poultry in the yard caught up half, and sometimes even the
jackass got his share of it.
In this manner were all those cavaliers served who relied upon our
honesty; and if we made them pay well for what their beasts had never
eaten, judge in what manner we charged them for their own expences. I
was overjoyed when it fell to my lot to reckon with them: “your bill
amounts to so many reals,” said I, “and so many maravedis,” adding in a
graceful manner: _Y haga les buen provecho_,--“Much good may it do
you:”--a compliment which always procured me something for myself. You
will very easily believe that we always charged this sort of customers
twice as much as they owed, in spite of all the regulations of the
Police, to which my master paid little attention, though they were fixed
up all over his house. He was satisfied with having them in his
possession, and so long as he was able to pay the officers their dues,
he cared but little about observing their ordinances.
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