I got up again with considerable difficulty, and groped my way along in
the dark until I came to a place where I knew there was a tinder-box as
well as some matches and ends of candles. I obtained a light, with which
I returned to the gallery, to see whether the combatants were still
there; but our cries had frightened them away. Finding that the enemy
was fled, I examined the articles with which I had lined the walls, one
after another, and found that the bloody battle, the noise of which had
disturbed my mistress and myself, had been occasioned by the contention
for a larded hare, for a share of which the cats had disputed with so
much rage that there was nothing remaining of it but the bones.
I put all our provisions as much out of their reach as I could, and went
to bed again: but to sleep was impossible, for in addition to the pain
caused by my bruises, I could not get my mistress’s figure out of my
mind, whose swarthy skin I fancied still before my eyes. The sight of a
woman like this naked, is frightful indeed!
Day having at length come to dispel the visions of so disagreeable a
night, I rose and dressed myself to attend my master, who had given me
strict orders to be with him very early in the morning. As soon as I saw
him, he inquired after his wife and family, and I told him that my
mistress was well, and that I had left every thing in the house in good
order; not thinking it prudent to inform him of the adventure of the
cats, for fear he should think fit to impute to me the sad fate that the
hare had met with, and punish me for my negligence accordingly.
The bustle and confusion in which our kitchen now was, in preparing to
entertain the prince who was expected, would have formed a fine subject
for a painter. Every one was in action, not only those employed in the
kitchen, but also those who were constantly passing to and fro. We
needed only to ask to have any thing, which every one took care to do
pretty freely. The provisions seemed to vanish as quickly as they
appeared; one said, “bring me sugar for the tarts,” and another cried,
“bring me more tarts to be sugared.” Thus it was with all the rest;
nothing was necessary but to vary the manner of asking a little, to
obtain any thing twice or thrice over. We called these grand
entertainments jubilees, as though we thought to obtain indulgences by
robbing the master whose bread we were eating. It is certain that the
river overflowed on these occasions on all sides, and the fish swam in
deep water. For my own part, being but a small sparrow-hawk, I waited
patiently until the kites and other larger birds of prey had their
talons full; in the mean time, however, my hands itched so immoderately,
that I could not refrain from dipping into a basket of eggs, and slipped
half a dozen of them into my pocket.
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