But the reverse of this was the truth: _John de la Casse_ was a genius
of fine parts and fertile fancy; and yet with all these great
advantages of nature, which should have pricked him forwards with his
_Galatea_, he lay under an impuissance at the same time of advancing
above a line and a half in the compass of a whole summer’s day: this
disability in his Grace arose from an opinion he was afflicted
with,—which opinion was this,—_viz._ that whenever a Christian was
writing a book (not for his private amusement, but) where his intent
and purpose was, _bonâ fide_, to print and publish it to the world, his
first thoughts were always the temptations of the evil one.—This was
the state of ordinary writers: but when a personage of venerable
character and high station, either in church or state, once turned
author,—he maintained, that from the very moment he took pen in
hand—all the devils in hell broke out of their holes to cajole
him.—’Twas Term-time with them,—every thought, first and last, was
captious;—how specious and good soever,—’twas all one;—in whatever form
or colour it presented itself to the imagination,—’twas still a stroke
of one or other of ’em levell’d at him, and was to be fenced off.—So
that the life of a writer, whatever he might fancy to the contrary, was
not so much a state of _composition_, as a state of _warfare;_ and his
probation in it, precisely that of any other man militant upon
earth,—both depending alike, not half so much upon the degrees of his
wit—as his RESISTANCE.
My father was hugely pleased with this theory of _John de la Casse_,
archbishop of _Benevento;_ and (had it not cramped him a little in his
creed) I believe would have given ten of the best acres in the _Shandy_
estate, to have been the broacher of it.—How far my father actually
believed in the devil, will be seen, when I come to speak of my
father’s religious notions, in the progress of this work: ’tis enough
to say here, as he could not have the honour of it, in the literal
sense of the doctrine—he took up with the allegory of it; and would
often say, especially when his pen was a little retrograde, there was
as much good meaning, truth, and knowledge, couched under the veil of
_John de la Casse_’s parabolical representation,—as was to be found in
any one poetic fiction or mystic record of antiquity.—Prejudice of
education, he would say, _is the devil_,—and the multitudes of them
which we suck in with our mother’s milk—_are the devil and all._——We
are haunted with them, brother _Toby_, in all our lucubrations and
researches; and was a man fool enough to submit tamely to what they
obtruded upon him,—what would his book be? Nothing,—he would add,
throwing his pen away with a vengeance,—nothing but a farrago of the
clack of nurses, and of the nonsense of the old women (of both sexes)
throughout the kingdom.
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