without them;—others went through their classics at seven;—wrote
tragedies at eight;—_Ferdinand de Cordouè_ was so wise at nine,—’twas
thought the Devil was in him;—and at _Venice_ gave such proofs of his
knowledge and goodness, that the monks imagined he was _Antichrist_, or
nothing.——Others were masters of fourteen languages at ten,—finished
the course of their rhetoric, poetry, logic, and ethics, at eleven,—put
forth their commentaries upon _Servius_ and _Martianus Capella_ at
twelve,—and at thirteen received their degrees in philosophy, laws, and
divinity:——but you forget the great _Lipsius_, quoth _Yorick_, who
composed a work[30] the day he was born:——They should have wiped it up,
said my uncle _Toby_, and said no more about it.
[30] Nous aurions quelque interêt, says _Baillet_, de montrer qu’il
n’a rien de ridicule s’il étoit veritable, au moins dans le sens
énigmatique que _Nicius Erythræus_ a tâ hé de lui donner. Cet auteur
dit que pour comprendre comme _Lipse_, il a pû composer un ouvrage le
premier jour de sa vie, il faut s’imaginer, que ce premier jour n’est
pas celui de sa naissance charnelle, mais celui au quel il a commencé
d’user de la raison; il veut que ç’ait été à l’âge de _neuf_ ans; et
il nous veut persuader que ce fut en cet âge, que _Lipse_ fit un
poëme.——Le tour est ingénieux, &c. &c.
C H A P. XLVI
WHEN the cataplasm was ready, a scruple of _decorum_ had unseasonably
rose up in _Susannah_’s conscience, about holding the candle, whilst
_Slop_ tied it on; _Slop_ had not treated _Susannah_’s distemper with
anodynes,—and so a quarrel had ensued betwixt them.
——Oh! oh!——said _Slop_, casting a glance of undue freedom in
_Susannah_’s face, as she declined the office;——then, I think I know
you, madam——You know me, Sir! cried _Susannah_ fastidiously, and with a
toss of her head, levelled evidently, not at his profession, but at the
doctor himself,——you know me! cried _Susannah_ again.——Doctor _Slop_
clapped his finger and his thumb instantly upon his
nostrils;——_Susannah_’s spleen was ready to burst at it;——’Tis false,
said _Susannah._—Come, come, Mrs. Modesty, said _Slop_, not a little
elated with the success of his last thrust,——If you won’t hold the
candle, and look—you may hold it and shut your eyes:—That’s one of your
popish shifts, cried _Susannah:_—’Tis better, said _Slop_, with a nod,
than no shift at all, young woman;——I defy you, Sir, cried _Susannah_,
pulling her shift sleeve below her elbow.
It was almost impossible for two persons to assist each other in a
surgical case with a more splenetic cordiality.
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