What a fatal thing is the popular pride of a free city! cries one
historian --The _Strasburgers_ deemed it a diminution of their freedom
to receive an imperial garrison----so fell a prey to a _French_ one.
The fate, says another, of the _Strasburgers_, may be a warning to all
free people to save their money. ------They anticipated their
revenues----brought themselves under taxes, exhausted their strength,
and in the end became so weak a people, they had not strength to keep
their gates shut, and so the _French_ pushed them open.
Alas! alas! cries _Slawkenbergius_, ’twas not the _French_, ----’twas
CURIOSITY pushed them open ------The _French_ indeed, who are ever upon
the catch, when they saw the _Strasburgers_, men, women, and children,
all marched out to follow the stranger’s nose----each man followed his
own, and marched in.
Trade and manufactures have decayed and gradually grown down ever
since--but not from any cause which commercial heads have assigned; for
it is owing to this only, that Noses have ever so run in their heads,
that the _Strasburgers_ could not follow their business.
Alas! alas! cries _Slawkenbergius_, making an exclamation--it is not the
first----and I fear will not be the last fortress that has been either
won----or lost by NOSES.
The End Of
_Slawkenbergius’s_ TALE
[Footnote 4.1: As _Hafen Slawkenbergius de Nasis_ is extremely
scarce, it may not be unacceptable to the learned reader to see
the specimen of a few pages of his original; I will make no
reflection upon it, but that his story-telling Latin is much
more concise than his philosophic--and, I think, has more of
Latinity in it.]
[Footnote 4.2: _Hafen Slawkenbergius_ means the Benedictine nuns
of _Cluny_, founded in the year 940, by _Odo_, abbé de _Cluny_.]
[Footnote 4.3: Mr. _Shandy’s_ compliments to orators----is very
sensible that _Slawkenbergius_ has here changed his
metaphor------which he is very guilty of: ----that as a
translator, Mr. _Shandy_ has all along done what he could to
make him stick to it--but that here ’twas impossible.]
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