Was it my case, said _Gastripheres_, as the main thing is the oil and lamp-black, I should spread them thick upon a rag, and clap it on directly. ------That would make a very devil of it, replied _Yorick_. ----And besides, added _Eugenius_, it would not answer the intention, which is the extreme neatness and elegance of the prescription, which the Faculty hold to be half in half; ----for consider, if the type is a very small one (which it should be) the sanative particles, which come into contact in this form, have the advantage of being spread so infinitely thin, and with such a mathematical equality (fresh paragraphs and large capitals excepted) as no art or management of the spatula can come up to. ------It falls out very luckily, replied _Phutatorius_, that the second edition of my treatise _de Concubinis retinendis_ is at this instant in the press. ------You may take any leaf of it, said _Eugenius_------no matter which. ----Provided, quoth _Yorick_, there is no bawdry in it.------ They are just now, replied _Phutatorius_, printing off the ninth chapter----which is the last chapter but one in the book. ----Pray what is the title of that chapter? said _Yorick_; making a respectful bow to _Phutatorius_ as he spoke. ------I think, answered _Phutatorius_, ’tis that _de re concubinariâ_. For Heaven’s sake keep out of that chapter, quoth _Yorick_. ----By all means--added _Eugenius_. CHAPTER XXIX --Now, quoth _Didius_, rising up, and laying his right hand with his fingers spread upon his breast----had such a blunder about a christian-name happened before the Reformation ------[It happened the day before yesterday, quoth my uncle _Toby_ to himself] and when baptism was administer’d in _Latin_ --[’Twas all in _English_, said my uncle]------ many things might have coincided with it, and upon the authority of sundry decreed cases, to have pronounced the baptism null, with a power of giving the child a new name --Had a priest, for instance, which was no uncommon thing, through ignorance of the _Latin_ tongue, baptized a child of Tom-o’Stiles, _in nomine patriæ & filia & spiritum sanctos_--the baptism was held null. ----I beg your pardon, replied _Kysarcius_----in that case, as the mistake was only the _terminations_, the baptism was valid----and to have rendered it null, the blunder of the priest should have fallen upon the first syllable of each noun------and not, as in your case, upon the last. My father delighted in subtleties of this kind, and listen’d with infinite attention.