It was in this year that my uncle began to break in upon the daily
regularity of a clean shirt, ----to dismiss his barber unshaven, ----and
to allow his surgeon scarce time sufficient to dress his wound,
concerning himself so little about it, as not to ask him once in seven
times dressing, how it went on: when, lo! --all of a sudden, for the
change was quick as lightning, he began to sigh heavily for his
recovery, ----complained to my father, grew impatient with the surgeon:
----and one morning, as he heard his foot coming up stairs, he shut up
his books, and thrust aside his instruments, in order to expostulate
with him upon the protraction of the cure, which, he told him, might
surely have been accomplished at least by that time: --He dwelt long
upon the miseries he had undergone, and the sorrows of his four years
melancholy imprisonment; --adding, that had it not been for the kind
looks and fraternal chearings of the best of brothers, --he had long
since sunk under his misfortunes. ----My father was by: My uncle
_Toby’s_ eloquence brought tears into his eyes; ----’twas unexpected:
----My uncle _Toby_, by nature was not eloquent; --it had the greater
effect: ----The surgeon was confounded; ----not that there wanted
grounds for such, or greater marks of impatience, --but ’twas unexpected
too; in the four years he had attended him, he had never seen anything
like it in my uncle _Toby’s_ carriage; he had never once dropped one
fretful or discontented word; ----he had been all patience, --all
submission.
--We lose the right of complaining sometimes by forbearing it; --but we
often treble the force: --The surgeon was astonished; but much more so,
when he heard my uncle _Toby_ go on, and peremptorily insist upon his
healing up the wound directly, --or sending for Monsieur _Ronjat_, the
king’s serjeant-surgeon, to do it for him.
The desire of life and health is implanted in man’s nature; ----the love
of liberty and enlargement is a sister-passion to it: These my uncle
_Toby_ had in common with his species; ----and either of them had been
sufficient to account for his earnest desire to get well and out of
doors; ----but I have told you before, that nothing wrought with our
family after the common way; ----and from the time and manner in which
this eager desire shewed itself in the present case, the penetrating
reader will suspect there was some other cause or crotchet for it in my
uncle _Toby’s_ head: ----There was so, and ’tis the subject of the next
chapter to set forth what that cause and crotchet was. I own, when
that’s done, ’twill be time to return back to the parlour fire-side,
where we left my uncle _Toby_ in the middle of his sentence.
CHAPTER V
When a man gives himself up to the government of a ruling passion, --or,
in other words, when his HOBBY-HORSE grows headstrong, ----farewel cool
reason and fair discretion!
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