If I durst presume, continued _Trim_, to give your Honour my advice, and
speak my opinion in this matter. --Thou art welcome, _Trim_, quoth my
uncle _Toby_--speak, ----speak what thou thinkest upon the subject, man,
without fear. Why then, replied _Trim_ (not hanging his ears and
scratching his head like a country-lout, but) stroking his hair back
from his forehead, and standing erect as before his division, --I think,
quoth _Trim_, advancing his left, which was his lame leg, a little
forwards, --and pointing with his right hand open towards a map of
_Dunkirk_, which was pinned against the hangings, ----I think, quoth
Corporal _Trim_, with humble submission to your Honour’s better
judgment, ----that these ravelins, bastions, curtins, and horn-works,
make but a poor, contemptible, fiddle-faddle piece of work of it here
upon paper, compared to what your Honour and I could make of it were we
in the country by ourselves, and had but a rood, or a rood and a half of
ground to do what we pleased with: As summer is coming on, continued
_Trim_, your Honour might sit out of doors, and give me the
nography--(Call it ichnography, quoth my uncle)----of the town or
citadel, your Honour was pleased to sit down before, --and I will be
shot by your Honour upon the glacis of it, if I did not fortify it to
your Honour’s mind ----I dare say thou would’st, _Trim_, quoth my uncle.
--For if your Honour, continued the Corporal, could but mark me the
polygon, with its exact lines and angles --That I could do very well,
quoth my uncle. --I would begin with the fossé, and if your Honour could
tell me the proper depth and breadth --I can to a hair’s breadth, _Trim_,
replied my uncle. --I would throw out the earth upon this hand towards
the town for the scarp, --and on that hand towards the campaign for the
counterscarp. --Very right, _Trim_, quoth my uncle _Toby_: ----And when
I had sloped them to your mind, ----an’ please your Honour, I would face
the glacis, as the finest fortifications are done in _Flanders_, with
sods, ----and as your Honour knows they should be, --and I would make
the walls and parapets with sods too. --The best engineers call them
gazons, _Trim_, said my uncle _Toby_. ----Whether they are gazons or
sods, is not much matter, replied _Trim_; your Honour knows they are ten
times beyond a facing either of brick or stone. ----I know they are,
_Trim_, in some respects, ----quoth my uncle _Toby_, nodding his head;
--for a cannon-ball enters into the gazon right onwards, without
bringing any rubbish down with it, which might fill the fossé (as was
the case at _St. Nicolas’s_ gate), and facilitate the passage over it.
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