--As for the horn-work (high! ho! sigh’d my father) which, continued my
uncle _Toby_, my brother was speaking of, they are a very considerable
part of an outwork; ----they are called by the _French_ engineers,
_Ouvrage à corne_, and we generally make them to cover such places as we
suspect to be weaker than the rest; --’tis formed by two epaulments or
demi-bastions--they are very pretty, --and if you will take a walk, I’ll
engage to shew you one well worth your trouble. --I own, continued my
uncle _Toby_, when we crown them, --they are much stronger, but then
they are very expensive, and take up a great deal of ground, so that, in
my opinion, they are most of use to cover or defend the head of a camp;
otherwise the double tenaille --By the mother who bore us! ----brother
_Toby_, quoth my father, not able to hold out any longer, ----you would
provoke a saint; ----here have you got us, I know not how, not only
souse into the middle of the old subject again: --But so full is your
head of these confounded works, that though my wife is this moment in
the pains of labour, and you hear her cry out, yet nothing will serve
you but to carry off the man-midwife. ----_Accoucheur_, --if you please,
quoth Dr. _Slop_. ----With all my heart, replied my father, I don’t care
what they call you, --but I wish the whole science of fortification,
with all its inventors, at the devil; --it has been the death of
thousands, --and it will be mine in the end, --I would not, I would not,
brother _Toby_, have my brains so full of saps, mines, blinds, gabions,
pallisadoes, ravelins, half-moons, and such trumpery, to be proprietor
of _Namur_, and of all the towns in _Flanders_ with it.
My uncle _Toby_ was a man patient of injuries; --not from want of
courage, --I have told you in a former chapter, “that he was a man of
courage:” --And will add here, that where just occasions presented, or
called it forth, --I know no man under whose arm I would have sooner
taken shelter; ----nor did this arise from any insensibility or
obtuseness of his intellectual parts; --for he felt this insult of my
father’s as feelingly as a man could do; --but he was of a peaceful,
placid nature, --no jarring element in it, --all was mixed up so kindly
within him; my uncle _Toby_ had scarce a heart to retaliate upon a fly.
--Go--says he, one day at dinner, to an over-grown one which had buzzed
about his nose, and tormented him cruelly all dinner-time, --and which
after infinite attempts, he had caught at last, as it flew by him;
--I’ll not hurt thee, says my uncle _Toby_, rising from his chair, and
going across the room, with the fly in his hand, ----I’ll not hurt a
hair of thy head: --Go, says he, lifting up the sash, and opening his
hand as he spoke, to let it escape; --go, poor devil, get thee gone, why
should I hurt thee? ----This world surely is wide enough to hold both
thee and me.
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