The Life of Benjamin Franklin: With Many Choice Anecdotes and admirable sayings of this great man never before published by any of his biographersWeems, M. L. (Mason Locke)
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The Life of Benjamin Franklin: With Many Choice Anecdotes and admirable sayings of this great man never before published by any of his biographers
Weems, M. L. (Mason Locke)
Franklin, Benjamin, 1706-1790; Statesmen -- United States -- Biography
Nay, he also tells us of himself, that by accident, he received a
shock which in an instant brought him to the floor, without giving him
time to _see, hear, or feel any thing of the matter_! Hence he
concludes, and I think with good reason, that all who dread the idea
of pain in dying, would do well to pray, if it be God's will, to die
of _coelataction_, as the ancients called it, or a _touch from
heaven_.
It is worthy of remark, that persons thus knocked down, do not
_stagger_, or fall _lengthwise_, but as if deprived instantaneously
of strength and firmness, they sink down at once, doubled or folded
together, or as we say, "_all in a heap_."
Dr. Franklin seldom suffered any thing to escape him. From the power
of lightning to dissolve the hardest metals, he caught an idea
favourable to cooking and matrimony. First, an old dunghill cock
killed in the morning by a shock from his electrical jar, by dinner
was become so tender that both the doctor and several of his literary
friends pronounced it equal to a young pheasant. Second, an old
bachelor thought to be far gone in a consumption, had hardly received
more than a couple of dozen smart shocks of electricity, before he
turned into courting with great spirit, and presently got himself a
wife.
If electrical jars could be had cheap, this discovery concerning the
old dunghill cock might prove a good hint to those gentlemen in the
_tavern-keeping_ line, who are so very frugal that they will not keep
up a coop full of young poultry, fat and fine, and always ready for
the traveller, but prefer giving him the pain, long after his arrival
at their door, to hear the lean tenants of the dunghill flying and
squalling from the pursuit of the barking dogs and noisy servants.
And as to the experiment on the other kind of old CAPON, the grunting
wheezing old bachelor, it clearly points to the wish often expressed
by Dr. Franklin, viz. "_that the legislature would order an electrical
machine, large enough to kill a turkey cock at least, to be placed in
every parish, at the cost and for the benefit of all the old bachelors
of the same_."
CHAPTER XXXVIII.
I have been told that Dr. Franklin on his death bed often returned
thanks to God for having so kindly cast his lot of life in the very
time when of all others he would have chosen to live for the great
purposes of usefulness and pleasure. And so indeed it appears; for
scarcely had he matured, as above, his most useful discoveries in
electricity, before a new door was opened to him for another noble
charity to his country.
Some there are who for a good work begun by themselves will do every
thing; but for the same work begun by others will do nothing; and yet
will call themselves christians. Franklin lived to set the example of
a better christianity. A notable instance of this occurred about this
time, 1754.
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