The Life of Benjamin Franklin: With Many Choice Anecdotes and admirable sayings of this great man never before published by any of his biographersWeems, M. L. (Mason Locke)
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The Life of Benjamin Franklin: With Many Choice Anecdotes and admirable sayings of this great man never before published by any of his biographers
Weems, M. L. (Mason Locke)
Franklin, Benjamin, 1706-1790; Statesmen -- United States -- Biography
"Why sir," added Ben, "this turning out and preaching up a NEW
RELIGION, is, without doubt, a very serious affair, and ought not to
be undertaken too hastily. Much time, sir, in my opinion at least,
should be spent in making preparation, in which, fasting should
certainly have a large share."
Keimer, who was a great glutton, said he could _never fast_.
Ben then insisted that if they were not to fast altogether, they
ought, at any rate, to abstain from animal food, and live as the
saints of old did, on _vegetables_ and _water_.
Keimer shook his head, and said that if he were to live on vegetables
and water, he should soon die.
Ben assured him that it was entirely a mistake. He had tried it often,
he said, and could testify from his own experience that he was never
more healthy and cheerful than when he lived on vegetables alone. "Die
from feeding on vegetables, indeed! Why, sir, it contradicts reason;
and contradicts all history, ancient and profane. There was Daniel,
and his three young friends, Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, who fed
on a vegetable diet, of choice; did they languish and die of it? or
rather did they not display a rouge of health and fire of genius, far
beyond those silly youths who crammed on all the luxuries of the royal
table? And that amiable Italian nobleman, Lewis Cornaro, who says of
bread, that it was such a dainty to his palate, that he was almost
afraid, at times, it was too good for him to eat; did he languish and
die of this simple fare? On the contrary, did he not out-live three
generations of gratified epicures; and after all, go off in his second
century, like a bird of Paradise, singing the praises of Temperance
and Virtue? And pray, sir," continued Ben, "where's the wonder of all
this? Must not the blood that is formed of vegetables be the purest in
nature? And then, as the spirits depend on the blood, must not the
spirits secreted from such blood be the purest too? And when this is
the case with the blood and spirits, which are the very life of the
man, must not that man enjoy the best chance for such healthy
secretions and circulations as are most conducive to long and happy
life?"
While Ben argued at this rate, Keimer regarded him with a look which
seemed to say, "Very true, sir; all this is very true; but still I
cannot _go it_."
Ben, still unwilling to give up his point, thought he would make one
more push at him. "What a pity it is," said he with a sigh, "that the
blessings of so sublime a religion should be all lost to the world,
merely for lack of a little fortitude on the part of its propagators."
This was touching him on the right string; for Keimer was a man of
such vanity, that a little flattery would put him up to any thing. So
after a few _hems_ and _ha's_, he said, he believed he would, at any
rate, make a trial of this new regimen.
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