The Life of Benjamin Franklin: With Many Choice Anecdotes and admirable sayings of this great man never before published by any of his biographersWeems, M. L. (Mason Locke)
Philosophy
The Life of Benjamin Franklin: With Many Choice Anecdotes and admirable sayings of this great man never before published by any of his biographers
Weems, M. L. (Mason Locke)
Franklin, Benjamin, 1706-1790; Statesmen -- United States -- Biography
A practice so fatal to the health and subsistence of those poor people
and their families, pained Ben to the soul, and he instantly set
himself to break it up. But they laughed him to scorn, boasting of
their beloved porter, that it was "_meat and drink too_," and the only
thing to give them _strength_ to work. Ben was not to be put out of
heart by such an argument as this. He offered to prove to them that
the strength they derived from the beer could only be in proportion to
the barley dissolved in the water of which the beer was made--that
there was a larger portion of flour in a penny loaf; and that if they
ate this loaf and drank a pint of water with it, they would get more
strength than from a pint of beer. But still they would not hearken to
any thing said against their darling beer. Beer, they said, was "_the
liquor of life_," and beer they must have, or _farewell strength_.
"Why, gentlemen," replied Ben, "don't you see me with great ease carry
up and down stairs, a large form of letters in each hand; while you,
with _both_ hands, have much ado to carry one? And don't you perceive
that these heavy weights which I bear produce no manner of change in
my breathing, while you, with only half the weight, cannot mount the
stairs without puffing and blowing most distressingly? Now is not this
sufficient to prove that water, though apparently the weakest, is yet
in reality the strongest liquor in nature, especially for the young
and healthy?"
But alas! on most of them, this excellent logic was all thrown away.
"The ruling passion, be it what it will--
The ruling passion governs reason still."
Though they could not deny a syllable of Ben's reasoning, being often
heard to say that, "THE AMERICAN AQUATIC (or _water drinker_) as they
called him, was much stronger than any of the beer drinkers," still
they would drink.
"But suppose," asked some of them, "we were to quit our beer with
bread and cheese for breakfast, what substitute should we have?"
"Why, use," said Ben, "the substitute that I do; which is a pint of
nice oat-meal gruel brought to me from your beer-house, with a little
butter, sugar and nutmeg, and a slice of dry toast. This, which is
more palatable and still less costly than a pint of beer, makes a much
better breakfast, and keeps the head clearer to boot. At dinner I take
a cup of cold water, which is the wholesomest of all beverages, and
requires nothing but a little use, to render it as pleasant. In this
way, gentlemen, I save _nine_ pence sterling every day, making in the
year nearly _three thousand pence_! an enormous sum, let me tell you,
my friends, to a small family; and which would not only save parents
the disgrace of being dunned for trifling debts, but also procure a
thousand comforts for the children."
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