The Life of George Cruikshank in Two Epochs, Vol. 2. (of 2)Jerrold, Blanchard
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The Life of George Cruikshank in Two Epochs, Vol. 2. (of 2)
Jerrold, Blanchard
Cruikshank, George, 1792-1878
‘I suppose,’ said he, turning to the doctor, “a bit of plain bread and
butter wall be best for him in his present condition?’ ‘The very thing,’
he replied; and as the officer was about to run into the house to get
a bit of bread and butter, another gentleman of the party cried out,
‘Stop! see that you bring _brown_ bread.’ ‘Pooh! pooh!’ said another;
‘it does not matter what sort of bread it is, but it must be _toasted_.’
‘White or brown, or plain or toasted, it matters not much,’ exclaimed
a fourth, ‘provided there is plenty of _butter_ on it.’ ‘I object most
decidedly to the _butter_,’ observed a very sedate gentleman. ‘As to
that,’ shouted out another, ‘I consider the _butter as most essential_:
it is full of nourishment; and, besides, the poor boy might be choked by
cramming _dry_ bread down his throat without butter; but then we must
be careful that it be _salt_ butter.’ ‘No! no!’ cried another; ‘_fresh_
butter, if you please, and as much as you please; but no _salt_.’ ‘You
are all wrong, my friends!--quite wrong!’ vociferated another of the
party; ‘depend upon it, that _dry_ toast is the best thing he can have.’
‘Oh! oh! oh!’ exclaimed all the other gentlemen; ‘who ever heard of such
a thing as giving _dry toast_ to a starving child?’ ‘Who ever, indeed!’
chimed in another; ‘it is quite ridiculous to toast the bread at all;
the poor child might die before it was ready! No! no! plain bread and
butter is best for him; but mind, if I have to pay my part towards it,
the bread must be _new_--yes, _new_ bread.’
‘New bread!’ exclaimed some of the party why, that’s worse than all; for
if it does not stick in his throat, it will in his stomach, and perhaps
kill him. New bread is indigestible and most unwholesome stuff.’ ‘Well,
well; let it be plain stale bread and butter, but only the crumb of
the loaf, and I will pay my part willingly,’ observed another. ‘Crumb
without crust!’ said one of the former speakers; ‘why, the crust of the
loaf contains ten times more nourishment than the crumb, and I, for one,
will have nothing to do with it, nor pay a farthing towards it, unless
he has a good lump of crust.’
“Now during this contention, or
‘all this splutter About the toast and bread and butter,’
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