by 'Edmund' and vice versa, which caused so much diversion to the
readers of both papers, were conducted at all times in an entirely
amicable spirit."[18]
Mr. Montesquieu Bellew, another journalist of that time, was an
_intime_ of Mr. Labouchere's. On the occasion of Mr. Bellew's son
choosing the stage as his profession, Mr. Labouchere took the
opportunity of writing in _Truth_ a racy article, in which he related
the whole story of his friendship and travels in company with this
most unconventional parson. They must indeed have been a queer pair,
and it is interesting to imagine the effect they must have produced
together at the various _tables d'hôte_ and social functions they
attended on their journey. They became acquainted in this wise. Mr.
Labouchere was idling one day on the steps of his hotel at Venice,
when he noticed a gentleman paying his bill and tipping the porters
preparatory to taking his departure. His carriage was waiting for
him at the door. "Where are you going?" said Mr. Labouchere, on the
impulse of the moment. "To the Holy Land," replied the stranger.
"Wait five minutes," replied Labouchere, "and I will come with you."
He flew to his room and flung his clothes into his portmanteau and
joined Mr. Bellew, who was waiting for him. He did not, however,
discover the identity of his travelling companion until they reached
Jerusalem, although he knew that he was {112} a clergyman, because
every night before retiring to rest Mr. Bellew pressed a manuscript
sermon into his hand, for "night-reading." At Jerusalem, Mr. Bellew
broke to him that, his bishop being in the place, he should probably
be asked to preach in the English Church. Labouchere took this as a
hint that Mr. Bellew would like him to be present, so he made his
plans accordingly. Finding out at what precise moment of the service
the sermon would begin, he marched into the church with great
impressiveness, at the head of a large band of Arabs and others, whom
he had bribed to accompany him. This, he explained afterwards to
Bellew, was to create in the bishop's mind the impression that Bellew
was such a prodigy of piety that even the inhabitants of the country
places of Syria had heard of his fame and were come in flocks to gaze
upon him. The bishop's annoyance on the occasion he assured Bellew
was entirely due to his jealousy of his more popular _confrère_.
They quarrelled on the journey. Bellew pointed out to Labouchere a
small stream. "That," he said, "is the source of the Jordan."
Labouchere pointed out another stream, declaring that that and that
alone was the source of the Jordan. They argued the matter hotly,
but Labouchere was not aware how deeply Bellew had taken the affair
to heart, until he found himself in bed that night with no manuscript
sermon under his pillow. But Bellew was a Christian and a man of
tact. The next day in the course of their wanderings, they came upon
another minute trickle of water. "That," said Bellew, with a note of
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