The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by HimselfAnonymous
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The Life of Lazarillo of Tormes: His Fortunes and Misfortunes as Told by Himself
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Picaresque literature, Spanish; Spain -- Social conditions -- 16th century -- Fiction; Spanish fiction -- Translations into English
The go-between ate without a word so as not to lose any time and
because she saw there wasn't enough for all of them. They began
to clean up the plate with such gusto that they removed the
finish. When the poor, sad meal was over--and it had made them
more hungry than full--the gentle lover made excuses by saying
the inn didn't have much food.
When I saw they didn't have anything for me, I asked the
innkeeper what there was to eat. He told me, "It depends how
much you want to pay." He wanted to give me a few chitterlings.
I asked him if he had anything else. He offered me a quarter of
kid that the lover hadn't wanted because it was too expensive. I
wanted to impress them, so I told him to give it to me. I sat
down with it at the end of the table, and their stares were a
sight to behold. With each mouthful I swallowed six eyes,
because those of the lover, the girl, and the bawd were fastened
on what I was eating.
"What's going on?" asked the maiden. "That poor man is eating a
quarter of kid, and there was nothing for us but a poor piece of
fried liver."
The young fellow answered that he had asked the innkeeper for
some partridges, capons or hens, and that he had told him he
didn't have anything else to offer. I knew the truth of the
matter--that he had put them on that diet because he didn't want
to pay or couldn't, but I decided to eat and keep quiet. The kid
was like a magnet. Without warning, I found all three of them
hovering over my plate.
The brazen-faced little bitch picked up a piece and said, "With
your permission, brother." But before she had it, she had the
piece in her mouth.
The old woman said, "Don't steal his meal from this poor sinner."
"I'm not stealing it," she answered. "I intend to pay him for it
very well."
And in the same breath she began to eat so fast and furiously
that it looked like she hadn't eaten in six days. The old woman
took a bite to see how it tasted.
"Is it really that good?" said the young man. And he filled his
mouth with an enormous piece. When I saw that they were going
too far, I picked up everything on the plate and stuck it in my
mouth. It was so big that it couldn't go down or up.
While I was in this struggle, two armed men came riding up to the
door of the inn, wearing vests and helmets and carrying shields.
Each of them had one musket at his side and another on the
saddle. They dismounted and gave their mules to a foot servant.
They asked the innkeeper if there was anything to eat. He told
them he had a good supply of food, and if they liked they could
go into the hall while he was preparing it. The old woman had
gone over to the door when she heard the noise, and she came back
with her hands over her face, bowing as much as a novice monk.
She spoke with a wee, tiny voice and was laboriously twisting
back and forth like she was going into labor.
As softly and well as she could, she said, "We're lost. Clara's
brothers (Clara was the maiden's name) are outside."
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