The Life of Me: An AutobiographyJohnson, Clarence Edgar
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The Life of Me: An Autobiography
Johnson, Clarence Edgar
Fisher County (Tex.) -- Biography; Fisher County (Tex.) -- History; Johnson family; Johnson, Clarence Edgar, 1906-1994
Wes and his wife also had quite a few boys and girls, a lot of
little ones and at least one big one--a girl. I was told that
there was a difference of opinion as to just how big the girl
really was. Wes thought of her as just a little girl, but she
thought she was big enough to go with the boys. And her mother,
having been a girl once herself, sort of agreed with the girl.
Since her dad objected so vigorously, the girl, with the aid of
her mother, devised a little scheme which was designed to satisfy
the girl and yet not be too painful to her father, especially
since he was not to know what was taking place. Anyway, the way
I heard it, the kids were hoeing cotton one particular
afternoon--who knows how many kids, maybe eight, maybe ten,
anyway enough that one girl more or less would hardly be noticed
by a father who was often busy at some other job which in most
cases was easier than hoeing cotton.
The cotton rows butted up against a county road about a half-mile
from the house. And in the weeds along the road ditch was a
perfect place for the girl to hide a paper bag full of her clean
clothes. And after sundown was a perfect time for her to
exchange her hoe for that bag of clothes. So, when the other
kids put down their hoes for the night, Wes didn't count kids and
didn't notice that the big girl was missing. She had hoed to the
far end of the rows and had not returned with the others on that
last round after sundown.
Meanwhile, the girl's prince charming didn't carry her away on
his white steed, but rather in his black Model A Ford. She kept
her date with her boy and then spent the night with her girl
friend. Next morning the girl, dressed again in her work
clothes, picked up her hoe at the far end of the cotton rows and
joined her brothers and sisters in the field on their first round
of hoeing. No one ever told her dad about the incident, so he
lived happily ever after.
In those days, when I wasn't too busy farming, I earned a little
money at other things. I did road work for Fisher County quite a
few months one year. One day I was hauling caliche in the county
truck to fill in holes in the road by a bridge. When I was
hauling my last load for the day, I was not in any particular
hurry, so I stopped by my home to let Dennis and Anita go with
me. I wanted them to get a lot of experience at a lot of
different things, as I had done when I was a boy. I didn't want
them to grow up in ignorance. There were times, I'm sure, Ima
wondered whether I wanted them to grow up at all. Well this was
one of those occasions. I was glad Ima wasn't along.
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