The Life of Me: An AutobiographyJohnson, Clarence Edgar
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The Life of Me: An Autobiography
Johnson, Clarence Edgar
Fisher County (Tex.) -- Biography; Fisher County (Tex.) -- History; Johnson family; Johnson, Clarence Edgar, 1906-1994
I wrote her name at the top of the form, my name at the bottom,
and handed it to the man behind the Counter. He looked at it,
and then he read it, which didn't take long, and turned to me and
asked, "Is this all?"
I told him, "Yes, that's enough."
And it proved to be plenty because, on that appointed day at the
appointed hour and at the appointed place, here came that woman
with those three kiddos, and they all looked mighty good to me.
I don't think I ever got around to telling Ima how proud I was of
her for having learned so fast. Only three short months before,
she couldn't take three kids to school a few miles away in
Burbank. Now she had learned how to take those same three kids
halfway across this big nation of ours.
When they returned to Burbank, Larry was just a bit over a year
old and mighty spoiled. Remember, he had been sick when he was
very young, and I have yet to see a sick little baby who doesn't
become spoiled. He would cry at the drop of a hat, and when it
was time for him to sleep, Ima would have to rock him to sleep.
He had no intention of going to sleep without being rocked. Then
she would try to get him down on the bed without waking him. She
failed more times than not. And after each failure the rocking
had to be done all over again.
Larry also gave Ima trouble in other ways. When supper was
ready, she had trouble getting him to come in and eat. And when
she finally got him in, he would fuss and cry while she washed
his hands and face and got his food from the stove to his plate.
Then they would have another fuss-and-cry battle at bedtime. She
could never get him to go to bed without crying and having to be
rocked.
Then Ima went to work at Lockheed Aircraft during the summer.
Her hours were from four until midnight. So it became my job to
get Larry in, get him to eat, and get him to bed. Now, I had
heard that, in order to train a dog, you have to know more than
the dog. And I figured the same was true with training little
boys. And I also figured I was smarter than most any little kid
18 months old. So the first thing I did was shift most of the
responsibility to Larry. I didn't try to get him in, I didn't
try to get him to eat, and I didn't try to get him to go to bed.
I reasoned that he would come in when he wanted to, eat when he
was hungry, and sleep when he was sleepy. In short, I left him
alone.
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