The Life of Me: An AutobiographyJohnson, Clarence Edgar
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The Life of Me: An Autobiography
Johnson, Clarence Edgar
Fisher County (Tex.) -- Biography; Fisher County (Tex.) -- History; Johnson family; Johnson, Clarence Edgar, 1906-1994
It was a six-mile trip and I saw no need for the horse to have to
go that far on foot when he could just as well ride. So, next
morning I hauled him over in my trailer and Calvin was surprised.
He wondered how I loaded the horse.
I told him it was fairly easy. First I tried leading him into
the trailer just as I would any horse. He was almost through the
loading chute when he decided to retreat. In fact, he retreated
all the way back down the chute and out into the corral. Then I
said to him, "Okay old boy, since you like to back so well, just
go ahead and back."
I backed him across the lot until his tail hit the fence on the
other side of the lot. By this time he seemed to be getting the
"hang" of it and didn't seem to mind backing up. So I backed him
along the fence all the way around to the loading chute, then up
through the chute and into the trailer, and closed the tailgate.
The entire operation didn't take more than a couple of minutes,
and it saved Old Pony Boy a long, hard journey on foot. I really
believe he enjoyed the ride, though he never mentioned it to me.
It seems like I mentioned before, that I had never lost a penny
on a bad debt. However, there might have been a time or two when
I almost did, but it was when I was farming, and not while I was
in business.
Yes, this happened at Royston. Hobb Reed and Hester Hammitt each
owed me two dollars. Hobb had promised to pay me his two dollars
as soon as he got out his first bale of cotton. Well, he got out
his first bale, then his second bale, and still hadn't made a
move toward paying me. So one day, in the store, back by the
post office, I asked him about it. He said, "Johnson, I'm not
going to pay you until Hester pays you."
I asked him, "What if I told Bill Carriker I wasn't going to pay
my grocery bill until everyone else paid him?" Then I added,
"And besides, you promised to pay me when you got out your first
bale of cotton, and you didn't."
Hobb asked, "Johnson, are you calling me a liar?"
I said, "Call it whatever you like, you promised to pay me and
you didn't."
Then he told me, "Johnson, come outside here, I'll just whip
you."
And I said, "Okay, but remember, after you whip me, you still owe
me two dollars."
Then suddenly, he became calm again as he said, "Come over here
to the cash register, I'll just pay you."
Thank goodness we didn't go outside while he was in a bad mood.
He was a lot bigger than I was and he might have half killed me.
While we lived at Royston, Papa had an old Chevrolet car that he
was through with and he wanted to give it to Dennis. It was an
old, old car, just had a seat and a pick-up bed, no cab at all,
tires not worth 50 cents each, all leaking, radiator leaking,
using oil, dripping oil, and no license plates. And besides all
that, Dennis didn't have a driver's license. I didn't want
Dennis to own the old car. But I saw later that I had made a
mistake, and told the family so.
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