The Life of Me: An AutobiographyJohnson, Clarence Edgar
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The Life of Me: An Autobiography
Johnson, Clarence Edgar
Fisher County (Tex.) -- Biography; Fisher County (Tex.) -- History; Johnson family; Johnson, Clarence Edgar, 1906-1994
You may ask, "Wasn't it hard to pedal?" Boy! I'll say it was
hard to pedal. But I didn't care. I couldn't reach the pedals
anyway. Someone had to push me on it. But I didn't have to push
anyone because I was too little to push anyone. And the old bike
landed in the junk pile before I was big enough to push any of
the smaller ones on it.
Frank was through with the old bike when he handed it down to us
smaller kids. He had gotten himself a motorcycle. I believe it
was an Excelsior by name, although I think it was by name only.
It turned out to be not so hot.
The next thing I knew Frank owned a Buick automobile. I think he
bought it from Uncle Simpson Johnson. It had a four cylinder
engine, a spare tire, and a top that would fold down for easier
going when facing the wind. The top could be put up to keep off
the rain and sunshine. It was the model which had the two
leather straps running from the front corners of the top down to
the frame on both sides of the radiator.
Another thing I remember from my youth has to do with crazy
sayings which mean nothing in fact. Some of them are about as
scientific as a black cat causing bad luck if he crosses your
path.
Anyway, most of the parents in our neighborhood didn't want their
kids going out in the hot sun bareheaded. They would tell the
kids, "If you go out bareheaded, the old buzzards will puke on
your head."
One Sunday we were visiting Uncle Andrew's family. At least ten
of us boys and girls started out into the pasture and someone
noticed that Lela, the youngest girl, didn't have her bonnet on.
The older ones told her the buzzards would puke on her head if
she didn't go back and get her bonnet.
About 55 years later, Lela told me that she had always had a kind
feeling toward me since that day because I was the only one of
the whole bunch who would wait for her. All the others ran off
from us and left us to catch up as best we could.
When we threw a stick and it went end over end or round and round
sideways, that was just plain throwing a stick. But if we
pointed one end forward and shoved the stick forward by a thrust
on the back end of it, our scientific name for that operation was
"puking" the stick. And we might start one end of a stick
through a hole in a fence or over a fence and "puke" it through
or over in the same manner.
Another thing grown-ups told us kids was, "If you want to see the
wind, you've got to suck the old sow." Well, I wanted to be able
to see the wind, but that seemed a little far out, even to me.
And before I got around to qualifying, I learned that they were
fibbing to us about it. You still couldn't see the wind.
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