The Life of Me: An AutobiographyJohnson, Clarence Edgar
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The Life of Me: An Autobiography
Johnson, Clarence Edgar
Fisher County (Tex.) -- Biography; Fisher County (Tex.) -- History; Johnson family; Johnson, Clarence Edgar, 1906-1994
Here's another one for you. When we killed a snake, we kids
wondered why he wouldn't stop wiggling. We could even cut his
head off and he would keep right on wiggling. They told us a
snake wouldn't stop wiggling till sundown, unless you turn him
over and make him lie on his back, then he would stop wiggling.
Trouble was, we couldn't get him to lie on his back. Even with
his head off, he would keep rolling back over on his stomach, as
long as he could wiggle.
On the Exum farm, our house was about a half-mile from Grandma's
two-story house. One day Mama sent me to Grandma's. I don't
remember what I went for, but I do remember that when I got
there, I couldn't find Grandma anywhere. I went all through the
house looking for her.
I didn't find her but I found a full box of matches on one end of
her sewing machine, where she always kept them. Now, everyone
knows that all little boys like to play with matches. And since
I was one of those little boys, I, too, liked to play with
matches, especially since I knew I was not supposed to touch
them.
So, I got a handful and went outside. As I went, I struck them
on the porch wall, on the porch posts, on the bricks along the
flower beds and on the front yard fence. Soon I was out of
matches and had to go back for more.
I figured that if a little handful of matches was that much fun,
a big handful would be a lot more fun. My second handful was
really full.
This time I went out in the sand outside the yard and stood up a
row of matches in the sand with their tops up and close enough
together that the breeze would blow the flame from match to
match. Then I lighted the match on the up-wind end of the row.
It worked perfectly and it was fun watching the flame leap from
match to match all the way to the far end.
I reasoned that too many missing matches would cause grown-ups to
become curious and begin asking questions. And since they knew
that I had gone to Grandma's that day, I would be the first one
they would question. So I limited my match pleasure to three
handfuls and then went home.
I still don't know why I was sent to Grandma's that day, but I
remember I was glad I went. I came back with a deep, dark secret
of my own and a pleasurable memory to add to my storehouse.
In our youth, if any of us kids complained of feeling a little
under the weather, we were given a "scientific" medical
examination at bed time. We had to stick out our tongue for our
parents to look at. If there was the least bit of white coating
on the tongue, it meant we must take a calomel tablet and go to
bed.
I'm not sure I am spelling "calomel" correctly because I failed
to find the word in my small dictionary. And I sort of doubt
that our family doctor knew how to spell it. But it's just as
well. I have yet to find a doctor who can write so anyone can
read what he wrote anyway.
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