The Life of Me: An AutobiographyJohnson, Clarence Edgar
History
The Life of Me: An Autobiography
Johnson, Clarence Edgar
Fisher County (Tex.) -- Biography; Fisher County (Tex.) -- History; Johnson family; Johnson, Clarence Edgar, 1906-1994
Now I guess you are wondering why we didn't shoot the coyotes
when they came that close. The answer is simple. Coyotes are
not stupid. They can tell a boy from a man, and they can also
tell whether or not the boy has a gun. They simply would not
come that close to a big boy with a gun. We kids had guns but
they were small 22 caliber. They were too small for coyotes.
And besides, the powder in the shells at that time was nothing
like as powerful as the powder we use today.
We four boys had our own guns and naturally Papa had his. Albert
was the youngest of us four. He had a gun by the time he was ten
and he killed his share of rabbits, prairie dogs and
rattlesnakes.
You see, we did a lot of target practice with our guns.
Sometimes we would sit on our front porch and shoot nailheads in
the front yard fence. We would also stand matches up in nail
holes in the fence and shoot the heads, striking the matches
without breaking the stems. Shells cost us only eight cents for
a box of 50.
No one could deny that we were pretty good. One man told that
Earl was so good with his rifle that we boys didn't climb trees
to pick peaches. He said we other kids would walk around under
the trees with buckets and Earl would shoot the stems and let the
peaches fall into the buckets. But Earl denied it, explaining
that we tried it but Papa made us quit because it bruised the
peaches when they fell.
Now Joel was a year-and-a-half older than I, and no question
about it, he was a smart boy. He was almost as smart as I was.
But he was so good-looking the girls wouldn't leave him alone.
So he sort of drifted away from his smartness and concentrated on
dressing well and looking good. He wound up selling men's
clothing, and later on, insurance. But when he was a boy on the
farm at Lamesa, I remember he made a windmill. I mean this was a
windmill to remember. He set it up on a tower and made it pump
water. And he made a real cylinder out of a piece of pipe, with
two leather valves attached to two wooden spools. One spool
moved up and down, the other one was stationary at the lower end
of the pipe. When the wind blew the mill would pump water from a
can that was buried in the ground, up through a little pipe, out
through another pipe and into a small watering trough. The mill
must have been about two or three feet tall, tower and all. And
the water it pumped would water a herd of about 20 tiny little
imaginary cows.
Joel also made a submarine out of a piece of two-by-four lumber.
He drilled a hole through it from one end to the other for a
rubber-band motor. It would dive to the bottom of the water
trough, circle around about one time and then float back up to
the surface for a rewind. He could set the sheet-iron fins in
different positions and make it cut di-dos in several different
ways.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account