The Life of Me: An AutobiographyJohnson, Clarence Edgar
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The Life of Me: An Autobiography
Johnson, Clarence Edgar
Fisher County (Tex.) -- Biography; Fisher County (Tex.) -- History; Johnson family; Johnson, Clarence Edgar, 1906-1994
Of course we had neighbors on the plains, some near and some not
so near. One neighbor was the Nolan family. They had four or
five kids, and a reputation for stealing at times. I was told
one farmer missed some oats and corn from his barn one time. And
about that same time the Nolans began feeding their horses oats
and corn. Most of us couldn't afford such feed for our horses,
and the Nolans were poorer than the most of us. They said some
wolf hunters had given them the feed because they didn't want to
have to carry it back home. The Nolans explained that the
hunters said the corn was to keep their horses fat and the oats
were to make them long-winded for chasing wolves.
One of our roads to Lamesa went by the Debnam place, the home of
another neighbor. One of the Nolan boys often walked to town for
the mail. It was only eight miles. Mr. Hamilton told us that
one day the boy was riding with him in a wagon, and when they
were near the Debnam home, the boy pointed way over toward some
sand drifts and exclaimed, "Look, I see a hammer handle!" Mr.
Hamilton stopped the wagon and let the boy go get it. Only the
tip of the handle could be seen. It seemed quite obvious he
could not have known it was a hammer handle from that distance
unless he had seen it before with more of it showing. Anyway, he
pulled it out of the sand and shouted, "And there's a hammer on
the other end of it!" We thought maybe he had stolen the hammer
from someone and had buried it there so he could pretend to find
it later.
Some time later we Johnson kids were hoeing in the cotton patch
with the Nolan kids and their mother. And as usual, we talked
about everything, including the hammer incident. And I, as could
be expected, not having mastered the art of keeping my big mouth
shut, said, "Yes, and we know where you got the oats and corn."
What happened next took me by surprise. Now, it's one thing to
have an older brother whip you in the cotton patch when you yell
to him, "Come and make me!", as I told you earlier. But it's
altogether a much more serious situation when you look up to see
a mad mother coming toward you with a hoe raised high in the air
and with fire in her eyes. I believe to this day, if I had been
wearing shoes, they might have delayed me just enough to have
allowed her to hit me. But I was barefooted and I took off like
Moody's goose. The woman slammed her hoe down where I had been,
but wasn't any more.
We didn't visit the Nolans much, especially for meals. In fact,
I think we only ate one meal at their house, and that was before
she got after me with the hoe. At the close of the meal, Mrs.
Nolan went around the table pouring up the few drops and swallows
of milk which were left in each and every drinking glass,
explaining that there was no need to waste anything, she would
use the milk to make bread next time. So, I can't remember ever
going back to the Nolans for a meal after that.
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