The Life of Me: An AutobiographyJohnson, Clarence Edgar
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The Life of Me: An Autobiography
Johnson, Clarence Edgar
Fisher County (Tex.) -- Biography; Fisher County (Tex.) -- History; Johnson family; Johnson, Clarence Edgar, 1906-1994
One day Albert found an old sewing machine motor in a trash pile
in an alley. I was glad when he decided to sell it to me. That
was another one of my dreams come true. I was ready to do more
research and playing. The motor did a lot of things for me, but
the thing that was worth the most to the family was the fly-
chaser I made out of it.
In those days we Johnsons still didn't have screens on our
windows and doors. We just barely had windows and doors.
Anyway, I took the electric motor and mounted it on a wooden box
with its shaft sticking up. Then I fastened a stick to the motor
shaft and a fringed cloth to the stick so that the fringe would
float three inches above the food on the dining table. When I
placed this monster in the middle of Mama's table, she was not at
all pleased.
You see, Mama remembered some of my earlier gadgets, one of which
had blown up all over her kitchen stove, cabinet, walls and
floor. Some of it even hit the ceiling. Nevertheless, by the
time Mama became brave enough to come near her dining table on
this particular day--the day of the fly-chaser--I had the motor
in the middle of the dining table, sending the fringed cloth
round and round, shooing all the flies away. It proved to be a
lifesaver. No fly ever lighted within its magic circle. Mama
could place all the food on the table and feel sure that no fly
would ever light on any of it.
After Mama realized the value of this latest invention, she got
back on speaking terms with me. And I sort of guessed she might
be happy in the thought that her little ugly duckling might just
make his mark in the world after all .
Oh yes, I mentioned the blow-up in Mama's kitchen. That was
quite a different story. I had gotten this toy steam engine for
Christmas. To make it run I had to fill the boiler with water,
light the alcohol burner under it, and then wait ten minutes for
the steam to make the wheels start turning. Then about two
minutes later the boiler was dry of water and the whole operation
had to be done over. That amounted to too much waiting and not
enough wheel turning to suit me.
I reasoned that a larger boiler wouldn't have to be filled so
often, and there would be more action each time I heated it. So
I put a valve stem from an inner tube in the lid of a gallon
syrup bucket. And I ran a small rubber hose from the valve stem
to a little pipe on the boiler of the toy steam engine. Next I
filled the bucket with water and placed it on Mama's wood
cookstove and waited--and waited and waited.
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