New Mexico -- Fiction; Western stories; Women pioneers -- Fiction
“Ladies, I ain’t denyin’ that then Monty Price was some scairt. Fust
time in my life! But the trustin’ face of thet boo-tiful gurl, as she
lay in my arms an’ hugged me an’ yelled, made my spirit leap like a
shootin’ star. I just began to jump from buffalo to buffalo. I must hev
jumped a mile of them bobbin’ backs before I come to open places. An’
here’s where I performed the greatest stunts of my life. I hed on my
big spurs, an’ I jest sit down an’ rid an’ spurred till thet pertickler
buffalo I was on got near another, an’ then I’d flop over. Thusly I got
to the edge of the herd, tumbled off’n the last one, an’ rescooed the
gurl.
“Well, as my memory takes me back, thet was a most affectin’ walk home
to the little town where she lived. But she wasn’t troo to me, an’
married another feller. I was too much a sport to kill him. But thet
low-down trick rankled in my breast. Gurls is strange. I’ve never
stopped wonderin’ how any gurl who has been hugged an’ kissed by one man
could marry another. But matoor experience teaches me thet sich is the
case.”
The cowboys roared; Helen and Mrs. Beck and Edith laughed till they
cried; Madeline found repression absolutely impossible; Dorothy sat
hugging her knees, her horror at the story no greater than at Monty’s
unmistakable reference to her and to the fickleness of women;
and Castleton for the first time appeared to be moved out of his
imperturbability, though not in any sense by humor. Indeed, when he came
to notice it, he was dumfounded by the mirth.
“By Jove! you Americans are an extraordinary people,” he said. “I don’t
see anything blooming funny in Mr. Price’s story of his adventure. By
Jove! that was a bally warm occasion. Mr. Price, when you speak of being
frightened for the only time in your life, I appreciate what you mean. I
have experienced that. I was frightened once.”
“Dook, I wouldn’t hev thought it of you,” replied Monty. “I’m sure
tolerable curious to hear about it.”
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