The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
Before he had got through the first stanza of the stranger's
contribution--a song that the musician had accompanied hundreds of
times--he found himself being instructed by Mr. Barton how to play the
introduction to the second stanza. Then he found himself told that he
was playing too loud: “Keep it down, my dear sir, keep it down--this is
not a pianoforte solo,” said the amateur petulently, to the horror of
everyone present, with the exception, apparently, of the musician;
for Dr. Brailey only smiled and remarked that he hoped he would with
practice be able to give the gentleman satisfaction. But even this
course of suavity did not seem to produce a good impression upon the
amateur: he continued grumbling, winding up by saying--
“Oh, well, I suppose that will have to do,” while he turned his back
upon the musician.
But the musician did not seem in the least hurt. He smiled.
He was in his seat at the piano the next evening when the new tenor came
forward to sing his song. It occupied, of course, the best place in the
programme, and the first stanza came off very well: the high note a bar
or two from the close was in itself a feat, but the singer produced it
correctly and hung on to it as long as he could, and Dr. Brailey gave
him every latitude, not proceeding with the accompaniment until he had
quite finished with it.
And then Dr. Brailey did a thing which he alone in the town could do: he
raised the key a tone in attacking the second stanza without the singer
being aware of it; it was only when he approached the same high note to
which he had clung in the first stanza that he began to feel that he was
not so much at his ease in forcing it again. He pulled himself together,
however, and just managed to touch it--there was no thought of clinging
to it now; he touched it and then hurried away from it down the scale,
and under covert of the encouraging applause which the singer received
the accompanist unostentatiously raised the key again as he dashed into
the third stanza. Gratified by his previous success, the tenor went
gallantly onward; again he realised that the high note would tax him to
the uttermost--he felt that he was straining his voice to touch even
a lower note. But what could he do? The copy of the song which he held
trembled in his fingers; then he took a quick breath and made a dash for
the high note.
He never reached it--his voice broke upon it with the usual comical
effect, and the young people in the audience yelled with laughter. A boy
scout or two at the back of the hall thought the moment a propitious one
for showing how accomplished they were in imitating the everyday sounds
of the farmyard; and under such a volley, mingling with the laughter
of the choir-boys, one of whom simulated the tremolo of a cat unable to
fulfil its engagements in good time, and attempting to produce Chopin's
Funeral March from the beginning with a far too meagre orchestra, the
singer turned and almost fled from the platform.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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