The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
Only once did I see an attack with this weapon successfully repulsed.
There was an extremely pretty girl in the centre of the drawing-room,
when a couple of those ladies whose existence I have hinted at entered
and immediately began a frontal attack through the glazed tortoiseshell
with the long handles, and the little forced smiles that accompanied the
movement showed them to be old campaigners. They brought the pretty
girl into focus, conning her from head to foot and exchanging whispered
comments upon the result of their scrutiny. The girl saw them, and, to
paraphrase the poet, they “by tact of trade were well aware that that
girl knew they were looking at her”; but that fact had no effect upon
them. They continued their scrutiny and their whisperings, and I saw the
girl's face become rosy. But then I saw that she was “limbering up” and
would go into action in a moment.
She did. She was talking to an elder lady, who might have been her
mother, and the latter had one of the same long-handled glasses lying on
her muff. In an instant the girl had possessed herself of it, slipped
it off its swivel, and was using it precisely as the others were using
theirs, only returning their fire, so to speak. Then she whispered
something over her hand to her companion, who laughed outright. That was
enough for the attacking force: their battery was silenced; but the girl
refused to withdraw, and for quite five minutes, I think, they were well
aware that her eyes were upon them. Wherever they went they felt that
they were still within her range, and that her innocent smile was
playing about them. I never saw two more uneasy ladies in my life, and I
trust that they learned their lesson.
The most singular point in this connection is that the girl was known
to her friends as shy and retiring by nature--a less self-assertive
girl could not be imagined. It seems to me that there is a lesson to be
learned from this fact in addition to that which it is to be hoped she
taught her elders, who certainly did not possess her shyness: it is
the lesson of the rousing of a feminine instinct of defence, which is
exhibited in another form when the defence is that of offspring. Even
the most timid feminine thing will act in direct opposition to its
reputed nature when called on to defend its young; and even the most
retiring girl may assume an offensive attitude under the provocation of
poised tortoiseshell and elevated eyebrows.
But I am pretty sure that that nice girl, when she went home and was
alone in her room, sang no song of Miriam as she recalled her triumph.
No, if she did not shed some tears at the thought of how she had behaved
in so unaccountable away, I am greatly mistaken.
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