The Lightning Conductor Discovers AmericaWilliamson, C. N. (Charles Norris)
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The Lightning Conductor Discovers America
Williamson, C. N. (Charles Norris)
Automobiles -- Fiction
"Oh, please do!" she said; and I whisked her out quickly onto one of
those verandas as wide as a room.
"Could we go home?" she asked piteously, but when I suggested making a
dash into the ballroom to find her pal, Mrs. Winston, she wouldn't hear
of it. "No," she said, "Molly mustn't be disturbed. It is nothing.
Only--I should like to go. If you wouldn't mind."
If I wouldn't _mind_! It would have been pretty well worth being born
for to drive her back alone, just we two in the car, but I dared not
take the child at her word. I thought she was too ill to remember Mrs.
Grundy's silly old existence, and I couldn't take advantage of her
forgetfulness. At the same time it seemed the act of a prig grafted on
to a bounder to put the idea into her head, and make her ashamed of
having said the wrong thing. You see what a nuisance my conscience is! I
petted it so much when it was young, now it won't stop in its cage. I
didn't know what to say, and felt as if it would be money in my pocket
not to have been born, for my spirit had melted in me, as one of those
soft capsules melts in your mouth.
I don't know what I should have said or done, my mental state being that
of a hen in front of a motor, if at that instant Mrs. Winston herself
hadn't appeared. It was as if my subconscious self had made a dash and
dragged her out by the hair! Winston was with her (as Mrs. Shuster
ingenuously remarked one day, "That man is as nice to his wife as if he
were somebody else's husband"), and they came straight to us, marching
solemnly, like a deputation.
"Angel child," said Molly (we all think of her as "Molly"), "I noticed
you looking a little wan, so Jack and I just waltzed out to see how you
were, and also to pat Mr. Storm figuratively on the back."
"Why--what has happened?" inquired the princess almost wildly.
"Such fun! Envy is the sincerest flattery, so Mr. Storm ought to be
pleased that Mr. Caspian hasn't loved him since the day he had his great
inspiration about Marcel and Kidd's Pines. It appears that our
vaudevillain (isn't that a nice name for dear Eddy?) passed round the
word that Mr. Storm had no invitation to this dance, when all the time
he had come on the behest of some fearfully celebrated man in New York
every one seems to bow down to. Collapse of the gunpowder plot!"
"Oh, I'm _so_ thankful!" sighed dear Molly's Angel Child. She clapped
her hands and gave a little skip. Then I guessed in a flash why she had
looked pale, why she had wanted to get me out of the ballroom, and why
she'd been ready to defy old Lady Grundy in order to keep me safe, and
avoid hurting the poor secretary-chauffeur's feelings by telling him
what was up. That was the moment, my friend, when I realized that I'd
always been wrong and you'd always been right. I knew that the girl lit
the world for me.
Again I ask you, What am I going to do about it?
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