The Lightning Conductor Discovers AmericaWilliamson, C. N. (Charles Norris)
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The Lightning Conductor Discovers America
Williamson, C. N. (Charles Norris)
Automobiles -- Fiction
"Oh you _would!_" broke in the darling, with adorable alacrity. And as
far as she was concerned, the matter was settled. You would have
thought, however, that Caspian would be the rock I'd split on, now that
he has a "say" in the affairs of Patricia. But the Winstons and I hadn't
forgotten this chance in our calculations. We expected C. to take a
fiendish joy in the prospect of kicking me when I was down: "putting me
into my place" and making love to Miss Moore before my starting eyes--a
great triumph for him after the very different Long Island trip in the
same car with some of the same passengers. Well, we were as right as
rain. The yellow dog snapped at the attractive morsel, which we _hope_
we have poisoned. How will _she_ stand the situation he is exulting in?
Next time I write I shall know how our strategy works out. I talk of it
lightly, but honestly, Strickland, I'm not laughing on the right side of
my mouth. And if it weren't for your advice, and Molly Winston's
conviction that Pat would stick to C. if he were ruined, I shouldn't be
playing about with any such piffling policy as I've just outlined.
There'd be a cataclysm for somebody! I might get involved in it
myself--but I'd risk that. It may have to come, anyhow, of course, so
hold yourself prepared, as I do. And meanwhile we mustn't forget where
the _two Marcels_ come in.
Yours ever, THE STORMY PETREL.
(That's what they named me on shipboard, and, by Jingo, it's appropriate
now!)
XV
MOLLY WINSTON TO MERCEDES LANE
_Just Back at Awepesha._
DEAREST MERCEDES:
Jack says he would be having _the_ time of his life lightning conducting
over here (I'm not sure he expressed it as Americanly as that) if only
people would be sensible enough to do what we want them to do. They do
seem so obstinate when they won't! Even dear Patsey, not to speak of
Larry and the Two Unspeakables--but no, I won't let myself go on that
subject now: I might say too much. I'll cool my feelings by telling you
about the lovely--or ought-to-have-been-lovely--trip we have just had.
Scenery is far more restful than human nature--other people's human
nature I mean, not Jack's and mine. And Jack says that American country
scenery is the _most_ restful in the world, just as the cities are the
most exciting. Clever adjustment of the Law of Contrast! I'm not sure he
isn't right, are you? Surely there aren't such exquisite, laughing,
dryad-haunted woods in Europe, so young and gay and unspoiled looking,
as if you had just discovered them yourself, and nobody else had ever
seen them before. I'm falling in love with my own country all over
again, and appreciating it proudly because my much-travelled Jack is so
ingenuously astonished every minute at its striking individuality, its
difference from any other part of the globe he has ever "infested" (his
own word!).
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