The Lightning Conductor Discovers AmericaWilliamson, C. N. (Charles Norris)
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The Lightning Conductor Discovers America
Williamson, C. N. (Charles Norris)
Automobiles -- Fiction
The Ramapo Valley is a dream of loveliness all the way, with its lakes
like wide-open blue eyes of dryads, and its laced silver ribbon of
river. Larry has a friend at court--I mean Tuxedo Park; so he was again
useful as well as ornamental--a rare thing for him! We sailed in at the
queer gates as confidently as if we owned a hundred acres of land and a
lake inside the magic circle. Only the Hippopotamus balked. He had tire
trouble just inside the entrance to Paradise; but I think he could have
crawled in if Tom, Dick, and Harry had urged him a little. They, poor
boys, are under a cloud since Pat's engagement was announced, and are
only going on as a sort of mute protest against its irrevocability. If
it were any one else except Caspian--Peter Storm, for instance--they
would bravely retire from the field with congratulations for the victor,
but they have a vague idea in their nice heads that Pat isn't happy and
may have to be rescued when the time comes, but they must have felt that
nothing so violent could happen in a place as "exclusive" as Tuxedo
Park. By the way, don't you hate the expression "exclusive" in
connection with society? I do think it quite naively snobbish, not to
say un-Christian! How much more heart-warming to speak of an _in_clusive
place or entertainment! However, we humans haven't mounted to that
height yet; and "exclusive" being not only the word but the feeling at
Tuxedo, the Boys felt themselves and the Hippopotamus unsuited to the
occasion. Consequently they broke down outside the sacred precincts, and
we glided past the gray-stone, red-gabled portals while they grouped
round a tire to hide the fact that it was flat.
We spent the morning with Larry's friend for our guide, seeing one grand
private place after another. His own is almost the grandest of all, and
is on a lake fringed with feathery trees which weave a gold-green
network across the blue. The golf course is perfectly beautiful, and
made me for the first time want to learn. I never have, because it seems
to me a middle-aged, pottering game; and I've always so hated staying
at country houses with golf lovers who talk of nothing else. Anyhow, I
don't want to have a golf complexion until I'm _forced_ to be over
twenty-six.
[Illustration: map]*
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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