The Lightning Conductor Discovers AmericaWilliamson, C. N. (Charles Norris)
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The Lightning Conductor Discovers America
Williamson, C. N. (Charles Norris)
Automobiles -- Fiction
I informed myself of the situation through overhearing (by accident, of
course) a talk between Monsieur Moore and Mademoiselle. I knew already
that a ring of great magnificence brought back after a special journey
to New York by Monsieur Caspian did not please Mademoiselle. In fact she
wore it only for a few hours, and on retiring to her room that night
threw it so roughly on the _table de toilette_ that it fell on the floor
and rolled under the bed. Having engaged herself, she could not in
ordinary circumstances refuse to wear the _gage d'amour_ of her rich
fiance, even though three wild young boys, who stay here spending money
for love of her, choose to laugh at the size of the diamond and compare
it to the headlight of a locomotive. I heard them pretend to suffer pain
in the eyes from its intense brilliance, and they even went so far as to
manufacture for themselves green shades to tie over the forehead, which
gave them a ridiculous appearance and set all the world laughing. No!
Mademoiselle was obliged to have a more reasonable excuse for taking
from her finger the sign of her betrothal. But she found one without
difficulty. Myself, I heard her plead to Monsieur Caspian that for the
risks of these tours in automobile a jewel of this value was unsuitable.
She requested him to keep the ring in safety not only for a few days but
some weeks, as there was question of a longer expedition through several
eastern states.
This Monsieur Caspian wisely refused to do, realizing no doubt that if
the jewel returned to his possession a further pretext might be found
why it should remain there. There was a lively discussion outside the
door of Mademoiselle where Monsieur had pursued her, I being stationed
inside. Finally it was agreed that Monsieur Moore should place the ring
in a safe. And from this discussion all the trouble in ridding himself
of Madame Shuster has resulted.
Now I arrive at the conversation overheard by me, after the short tour
of three days from which I had hoped much for the unselfish interests of
Madame la Marquise. I was in the wardrobe of Mademoiselle on the night
of the return--one of the strange wardrobes which in this country they
dig into the wall instead of placing against it. I was engaged in
hanging up the dresses which Mademoiselle had taken with her (shockingly
wrinkled!) when she came--I might say bounced like a young panther--into
the room with Monsieur her father. The wardrobe door was open, but
rather than interrupt them at such a crisis, by showing myself, I very
discreetly and without sound closed it to a certain extent.
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