The Lightning Conductor Discovers AmericaWilliamson, C. N. (Charles Norris)
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The Lightning Conductor Discovers America
Williamson, C. N. (Charles Norris)
Automobiles -- Fiction
Aunt Mary has many virtues. They stick out all over her like pins, but
there are some which aren't uncomfortably sharp. Her hospitality, for
instance. This house of hers at Wenham isn't one of the prettiest in the
place, but it is white and dignified, and the over-arching trees give
it charm. Aunt Mary is proud of it, and I think she was really pleased
to welcome the crowd. Besides, when she was in New York on business,
cutting coupons or something, Jack and I talked to her about Larry and
Pat. She was very interested, and said she had been taken to Kidd's
Pines to a garden party, some fifteen years ago, by Cousin John Randolph
Payton, who left me Awepesha, you know. She thought that she still had
some snapshots of the garden which she had taken herself that afternoon.
In those days, it seemed, she had threatened to develop a craze for
photography, but had found that it "interfered too seriously with her
more intellectual pursuits." However, she used to paste her trophies in
scrapbooks, and she said that when she got home from New York she would
look up the volume of that date. It ought to be in the attic, though she
had not seen it for a number of years.
Jack and I thought she would forget about this, and we had indeed
forgotten it ourselves when we arrived at Wenham. Aunt Mary, however,
had not. She greeted Larry warmly (for her) and assured him that, if her
niece had kept her informed of the route, she would have written or
telegraphed asking the whole party to tea. Not knowing our whereabouts,
she could not do this, but was delighted to find the cars stopping at
her door, and hoped that their occupants would all take tea with her.
Every one was simply stuffed with scones and chocolate cake, but such
was the look in Aunt Mary's eye that none dared confess the tea-house
debauch. Her invitation was accepted, and, eighteen strong, we filed
into her parlour. Luckily it's as big as a good-sized country
schoolroom, and there's a mid-Victorian "suite" consisting of two
sofas, a settee, a couple of easy chairs and eight uneasy ones. Aunt
Mary is of those worthy women who upholster themselves and dress their
furniture, so everything in her home is rather fussy, lots of
antimacassars and tidies and scarfs and that sort of thing. Besides, she
thinks flowers are for gardens, not for houses, with the exception of
some wax ones made by herself when a girl and preserved under glass.
Still, there's such a pet of an old Chinese wall paper, and everything
is so exquisitely neat that the effect isn't so bad as you might
suppose.
Aunt Mary has a _flair_ for liking the wrong people, and wronging the
right ones, so of course she took quite a fancy to Ed Caspian, and was
somewhat stiff with Peter, whom Mrs. Shuster introduced as "my
secretary, Mr. Storm." However, she was as nice as she could be to
Larry, and asked if I had mentioned her visit to Kidd's Pines. When she
heard that I had not, she was surprised and grieved at my carelessness.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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